ThuBioNerd

First episode of Skyrim should be up by the end of the day!

Who wants to see me do a Skyrim let's-play? And if so, I will be doing mage, which race should I pick, Breton, High Elf, or Dunmer? I'm not looking for best magic, as the Altmer has that, I'm looking for what would be cool to play.

Give me numbers, people.

Kronos lost zoklot do kulaan. Lokaal naal pah, vomos naal nid. Ni jul do dahrin vust tinvaak kras do mok ko vahzen. Rok spoke fah joriin, ahrk fod rok spoke, rok lovuneh spoke naan nuz vahzen. jun, vutharaak, vomos vahzen, ahrk grew rahgron fod Gorah ahrk daar med mok spoke nii. Ruz veistul muz came wah jun. Nust sumah rot do viidost. "Kronos abuses ok suleyk grinstiid," nust saag, "Hi lost pruzaan kos govir do mok." Nust viidost junro nalkun rahgot hil. Rok nos Kronos tum, taking hond ok kulaanus tet. Thuz lost nahlot geltkey zul, zul do joriin, ahrk faal Laat Kulaan do faal Lokoltei do Kein lost nid zuk.

Kronos was the greatest of the princes. Loved by all, disliked by none. Not a man of reason could speak ill of him in truth. He spoke for the people, and when he spoke, he seldom spoke anything but the truth. The king, however, disliked the truth, and grew angry when Titan and his like spoke it to him. Then wicked men came to the king. They whispered words of venom. "Kronos abuses his power often," they said, "You had best be rid of him." They poisoned the king's already angered heart. He struck Kronos down, taking away his princely title. Thus was silenced the caring voice, the voice of the people, and the Last Prince of the Empire of War was no more.

Well, that's it. Titan's gone. That brings our active staff to Tim, the owner, and Everybody13, a semiactive premod. And that, my friends, is the last straw. I don't want to be a war-monger. I don't want to be a rabble-rouser or a trouble maker, but I have to speak my bit. I've been here long enough, I think I've earned it.

Friends, players, I'd just like to say it's been fun, but I'm going. I shall no longer be participating in anything except the roleplay, which I feel it is my duty to uphold in the absence of our head DM and Everybody's inactiveness. And I do not encourage, I suggest that you do the same. Apparently Titan got banned for using world edit on a tower.
A normal owner would have a talk, ask him not to abuse his power - if you could call it that - but no, let's ban him.
Apparently there have been a lot of complaints from players about Titan tping to people and killing them. If anyone here has been tpd by Titan and killed when he did not want it, please speak up now.
No, my friends, I lost a good friend today. We all did. The only active bleeding member of staff, to boot. Well, now we have but one public figure, Tim. I guess he'll take care of all our affairs.... oh wait.... that's right..... he doesn't. Only and Titan did that. Well I'm sick of it. I can take care of myself in the roleplay forums, but anywhere else I need protection from the mods, and when the mods stop being able to protect the players, then the players must go. Goodbye, all, join me in the roleplay.

Some of you may ask, "Bio, you love rp, why don't you rp on servers?" There are two very good answers to this question.
Answer the First
No one is ever on. Take Gildorym. You have to wander around several huge-ass islands, spending gold to get to each one, to find roleplay, and when you do they shrug you off after an awkward "Hail, aye, good day."
Answer the Second
Many roleplays are filled with people who think because they've been around longer, have better stuff, have better position in the hierarchy of the roleplay, they can be a douchebag. This happens in Gildorym, where people challenge you to a duel, your honor forces you to, you get your ass kicked. It's like a secret club, "Nah leave him let's talk amongst ourselves." Another example was the Roman roleplay server. I was doing my duty, then these snotnose civilians come up and taunt me. They're consuls, and they know I can't hurt them. Sure, it's in-character, but they're still being dicks.

And that, my friends, is why I do not roleplay.

You should be pardoned in a hour, le tme know.

I've been banned for profanity for quite some time now. No one has told me what profanity I have used, and I guess I've been forgotten about. Bye, all.

Gasp. Such sexist.

Hey look fuckfaces who should die in a hole full of smelly male dogs soaked in urine.

And this is an example of a bunch of dicks getting kneed in the ass over.... and over.... and over....

Guys, if you're looking for a quite friendly server, Lemuria is a good option! We have four guilds, fire, water, air, and earth. Each guild is at war with the other, but in a way that also encourages non-PvP actions. There is also a non-PvP/grief/raid/etc. survival world. The spawn is extensive, with minigames, parkour, and good shops. The rules are well-explained, as well. The ip is lemuria.serverminer.com. This server is also based in the UK, so is advantageously positioned for all of you Europeans! The owner is Eldessia, the head admin is silverbug12, and I am head mod. Hope to see you on!

Got Dragonborn DLC.

My instant messaging doesn't work on my iPod. But can you handle all the power gaming and stuff till I get back on Monday?

Happy New Year, EST peoplez!

Brits, you guys are cool too. xD

Are you the one making troop counts for Rp? Or is it some other DM. Or is it us ourselves?

Boys and girls, wanna hear a true story?
Saturday night was at this real wild party
There was liquor overflowin' the cup,
About 5 or 6 strippers trying to work for a buck.
So I took one girl outside with me,
Her name was Londy, she went to Junior High with me,
I said, "Why you up in there dancing for cash?
I guess a whole lot's changed since I seen you last."
She said...

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down,
I ain't got a job now,
He's just smokin' rock now,
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

Girl, you ain't the only one to have a baby,
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
So she stared me right square in the eye
And said, "Everyday I wake up, hoping to die"
She said, "They're gonna know about pain
'Cause me and my sister ran away,
So our daddy couldn't rape us,
Before I was a teenager
I done been through more shit
You can't even relate to"

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down,
I ain't got a job now,
He's just smokin' rock now,
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

What would you do?
Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses
What would you do?
Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses
What would you do?
Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses
What would you do?
Get up off my feet!

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down,
I ain't got a job now,
He's just smokin' rock now,
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
And his daddy's gone in and out of lock down,
I ain't got a job now,
He's just smokin' rock now,
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry

Lemme just say I love British culture, I love you, Britain, but I couldn't resist showing all my British friends this to see you all scream in anger. xD

This is why I love Bastille.