ThuBioNerd

This just in! People are taking down the flag of the Northern Virginia Army

And people are still racist.

Sapiosexuality: Sexual attraction to intelligent people.
Demisexuality: Sexual attraction only to people with whom the person has a strong relationship.

Dear god, what's next? Gingersexuality? Hotpersonsexuality? Seriously... what the hell...

Ok I'm really tired of these RPs just sort of petering out. I'm making another D&D one. This time it will not die because I am only accepting people who will actually post on it. Who wants to join? This one is set in the Nentir Vale, a small realm from 4e, though we won't be using any particular edition and very few rules.

Hey, kids! Ever wanted to convince somebody that total bullshit is true and a good idea when it's not? Well here's how! Whereas you used to have to be correct to be right, now you just have to be politically correct!

What's that? I hear you ask!

Why, politically correct is a term you an apply to any pile of incorrect dung you want to be true, or any sucky rule you want to be enforced, to make it seem correct in the eyes of people who are mortally afraid of offending somebody!

Wait? How will I know if I'm offending someone? I hear you ask.

There are innumerable ways to offend someone!
Well, that's kind of a misnomer. Actually, very few people actually get offended by things mentioning them.

Wait? So who gets offended? I hear you ask!

Why, random well-off white people who have nothing to do all day! That's right, kids, you no longer need to wait around for somebody to say something wrong(notwrong) about YOU, you can just get offended for somebody else! Wow! Isn't this great?

So this is your guide to political correctness.

You must never, under any circumstances, say that homosexuals aren't normal. Just because they are homosexual as a result of a glitch (that's also an offensive term) in their genetic programming pertaining to hormones which only happens to about 3% of people in the USA doesn't mean they aren't the norm!

You must always say BCE or CE, even though they refer to the exact same eras as BC and AD.

You must always call black people African Americans, even though they're not from Africa, white people also live in Africa, and we're not referred to as Causasian Americans or European Americans.

You with me so far?

You must never suggest that if we were allow transgender people access to say the girls' bathroom a ton of horny, cis teenage boys would take advantage of this and flock into the bathroom en masse to stare at girls taking a dump. That's outrageous!

All LGBTQ people are special and we straight people are disgusting normal people. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I just called non-straight people not normal! I do apologize!

What if Spock's Vulcan hand sign is just the Vulcan middle finger? "Live long and die slowly."

Pride: "A feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of those with whom one is closely associated, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired."
I feel pride in my top 1% CAT scores, I do not feel pride in my 5'8".
My brother feels pride in his piano, he does not feel pride in the fact that he is white.

Gay pride is bullshit. You can't take credit for how you're born. Can we have a ginger pride, white pride, 5'8" pride, and OCD pride month now?

I have a car.

Ok, fine, I'll do an essay, too.

Some people couldn't give a shit what the Bible says about it, others feel like shit because they think that God hates them now. Some agree that the Bible must be cherry picked. That's right, cherry picked. No stoning children, so why not no anti-gay marriage? I can't think of a reason why.

Oh wait, I forgot, none of that shit matters, because many gay people aren't Christians and don't give a damn (literally, because they're atheists). And this is NOT a religious matter, it's a HUMAN RIGHTS matter, so anything involving the Bible is immediately discounted, because not everybody believes in it, separation of church and state. If the Bible should dictate how the entire nation operates, then why don't we just say screw democracy and shout Hurrah for Theocracy!

I'm leaving Ragnarok LOTR Roleplay, it's gone to the dogs. Titan has some weird thing about having everybody destroy Gondor, so now Gundabad and Goblin-Town are helping. People metagame and powergame left right and center.
It isn't that hard to tell which of you actually have played roleplaying games in real life, and even then it doesn't matter.
I'd like to thank Aasim, Killmatorix, Apex, and Dani for opening my eyes to what a shitty cesspool of terrible ideas, decisions, and "roleplay" it has become. And I can't do anything about it. If you can't beat em, join em. Until you find yourself extremely sad because you remember how it was in the olden days, when people could... what's the term... ROLEPLAY.
Some of you don't even know the meaning of the word. You think it means describing your actions in a fantasy or other make-believe setting, well it's not. I've dealt with idiots and children far too long as a DM. Then I left, then I came back, thinking it might have changed. It didn't. Nor had I. I needed to fix it. Well I couldn't - nobody can. It's far too broken, rotten to the core. It's been eaten inside-out and nobody even realizes it. They keep on in their little worlds thinking everything is fine, when in reality it's total bullshit.
I'm staying on Game of Thrones...... until Titan replaces it with a super hero roleplay. Then I'll be out for good.
Special thanks to Everybody13 , Titan_Kronos_ , JTPARK , Anaaron , arakrsptec , Buckytheblade , beepbobit , wavebaron for being awesome people.

I'll keep in touch for LOTRO and SWTOR and such, but LOTR RP is dead. Nobody realizes it, or if they do they ignore it. Those who ignore it, please, leave, you're too good for it. Those who don't realize, you're happy, this ruleless, broken roleplay caters to you. Have fun.

you kno what would be really nice...... TROOP COUNTS

Soon... soon you will be mine...

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I plan to get, for lack of a better word, a "gaming PC" some time in the future - maybe once I have a job (since apparently I am slightly in the limit of child labor), or maybe by combining my money with a Christmas or birthday gift, I don't know.
This would not be a "proper" gaming PC. It would have neither superfluous flashing lights nor sleek surfaces which drive the price range up for some inexplicable reason. My price range would be $500 to maybe $800 (around 325-521 pounds). It would have to have at least 6GB RAM, a DirectX 9 graphics card, and an i5 processor (note, DirectX 9 is almost a must-have because for some reason I don't know EverQuest 2 and some other MMOs won't run with DirectX 11. It must be too advanced for them).

Guys, how much incest and sex is there in the Song of Ice and Fire BOOK series? I don't doubt the directors toned it up for single lonely males, but how much did they?

Do your troop counts please. Pretty please. Cause your troop counts will fix MANY problems, please Thu. . . do your troop counts.

Anybody else feel like people overuse the word 'gorgeous?' It's the highest measurement of beauty our language can capture, and yet I see it (figuratively) all the time.

Interesting philosophy for fantasy.
What if everybody in the world has an equally evil/good opposite of power which is generally the same? All the people killed by other people are done so because that person was the match of someone more powerful than their match.

Everybody is posting about somebody giving away ants...

You forgot the troop counts

Quote on FB: In honor of ‪#‎MemorialDay‬ and all the lives lost. Thank you to everyone who currently is serving or who has served, this country would not be the same without brave souls like you heart emoticon

Not trying to start a fight but actually they're being thrown at the terrorists on the other side of the world.
As for our nation not being the same, sure as hell it wouldn't. We'd be a bit richer.