I've had around 4 awkward handshakes in the past 2 days. Everytime, an awkard handshake happens, I want to jump off a bridge...
The 1st one was me getting some food after work, was talking to a friend of mine that worked there. When I raised my hand, he looked just a second late to his colleague to talk with him and I just stood there with my hand raised waiting for his handshake.... After 2 seconds I just lowered my hand and raised it again when he looked back.
2nd one was when I was riding back home with my bike and met an old classmate. Me ofcourse, raising my hand again to shake hands whilst he fist bumps... FIST BUMPS A HANDSHAKE.
3rd one was with another classmate but we kept reversing the handshake and fistbump like 3 times till I said, Ok lets just fistbump...
4th was with another old classmate and when I raised my right hand for the handshake, HE RAISED HIS LEFT HAND and we had the most retarded handshake ever.
You mother fukers, learn how to handshake properly