I ate a stripper because the voices in my head said so IM DYING WTF XD
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Ender
I got naked with Burt Reynolds because a clown stole my taco
craftking178
I shot a toothbrush because the voices in my head said so
craftking178
You tripped on a bowl of French fries because a clown stole your taco?
Cluckz
I beat a hotdog because I'm sexy as fehk Seems about right.
Mithlond
I tickled an easter egg because my boobs are amazing... What in the grandest fuck is this Zoom?
craftking178
My friend are a condom because he hasn't slept in days
assassiniv
close one
King_Tiger4
well, my shirt is blue and white, sooo either: I beat Ronald McDonald because the clown stole my taco or I beat Ronald McDonald because the voices in my head told me to
Ithladohr
Not wearing a shirt lellelelelelleelfislg kekekek RIP my story
Bobbymech
Alright alright commie calm your tits
StealWonders
xD
Only_God
I cuddled with a toothbrush because I am sexy as fuck xd
Tobberz
I tripped over a condom because the voices in my head said so.
GravyFries
I beat a cocktail because i love bacon.
GravyFries
I beat a cocktail because i love bacon.
Robwookie
I fucked the toilet because I love bacon.