MrDrewSky

my mac and cheese and i are like nikki minaj's asscheeks; inseparable

So, probably the most American moment happened to me today.

After leaving the woods from camping for a few days, my friends and I decided to hit up a McDonalds an hour south of us on the way home. We were casually eatin our McDonalds, when suddenly a cop whips into the neighboring gas station and instantly whips out his pistol on two druggies trying to make way out of the parking lot in a 1999 Ford Explorer. Be me, casually continue on eating my fries. The most surprising part of it all were the people pumping gas like 10-30 feet away. They casually just leaned against their cars and just took a deep breath and watched all of it unfold, not flinching once and keeping their composure the whole time.

I am telling ya, the United States is whack.

So, um, I am prepubescent now.

I mean premature.

No, I meant Pre-Mod.

That's right, I am now apart of the whack job group called EW Staff

ya know, if ya think about it cow's udders are just meaty wind chimes

So, I just got back into Minecraft today as I had some free time and had no other thing to do with my time. In the short amount of time, I decided to see how my building abilities have improved and I decided to build this scale mockup of a house I was wanting to build.

How can I improve? Much criticism is appreciated.

So, guess who just totaled their car going at a whopping 5MPH?

How the hell do I manage shit like this?

yo how much did the small body of water weigh?

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I was wanting to cook some steaks tonight, but I took the steaks out of the freezer too late, and they’re still frozen. Guess you could say my plan was not well THAWED out.

lol my mum keeps on calling me a disappointment like u can stop it now april fools was last week