"Ok guys, I've been wanting a sword for a looong time, so I shall take that. I will also take the copper, as our treasurer, and the scroll of magic, which you all cannot use.
Dimitri, your rudeness disgusts me. You already have a longsword, and as a result do not need weapons more.
I will give the mail to Andrew as a result. He also got into harms way earlier.
Andrew also is without a weapon of sufficient strength, so he shall take the axe.
Good elf, I hope you can use a potion of strength, as I have given you nothing else. If not, give it to another who may use it, for I shall not. If you have a serious problem with my methods, or are without loot, speak your mind. Though I will not easily give up my sword."
*Sheaths his sword into his belt, though he will eventually get a back-sheath once back in town.
((What's our balance of money now? Also, did I miss anyone as far as giving loot?))