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RP Event of the Century: War of Erebor

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Aparently, no sound is coming from the other side of the gate. Riko Dragonfangs feels confused. He gets on the gate and starts knocking.
''Hello?'' No one responds. ''Thalin, their commanders are AFK, let's do the unfair noobs!'' Riko jokes.
 
Thalin stares at Riko. "Why do you use an obscure language, commander?"
He turns to his army.
"Will you all please take two minutes to pray to Mahal to spare us this day from greed and tyranny."
He and his Dwarves bow their heads.
 
((Beep, Dimitri stated he was neutral. There are no Rohirrim here. I am insisting on this.))

"Barricade the gate!"
Dimitri said he would fight if the war didn't spread to Rohan, and if he got a share of the spoils.
Thu, that'd ruin all our fun. Do you want to start over just so you can be satisfied, because the battle really wouldn't be that different without the Rohirhim, they're just for effect
 
((Just to clarify, Thu has been repeatedly punished for power gaming, yet you've allowed Tim to use Rohan soldiers who shouldn't be here, and then forced the Haradrim to change sides right before the battle? Seems fair.))
Rohan SHOULD be here, except Dimitri's being stupid
 
Beep, Dimitri declared his neutrality. You can't just say "Oh he should be here, he's being stupid." Rohan is not here.
 
Psst, hey Beep, lemme tell you a secret, okay? These are MD's Dwarves, and he controls them.
Fine. They aren't fighting for tim, but you can't call them into the fight either. And, if MD doesn't ever act, aren't they sort of the DM's troops? In which case I would act on the long-standing alliance with tim, and tim's offer for a lot of land, and not thu's call for help.
 
Beep, Dimitri declared his neutrality. You can't just say "Oh he should be here, he's being stupid." Rohan is not here.
Fine. Rohan is not here
Suddenly, all the Rohrihim vanish. Nothing else about the battle changes (there were 2.5k of them to start, 1.5k died so tim loses 1k troops)
 
1. Thank you, and why isn't he being punished? Just wondering.
2. No not really. My plea for help from MD is pretty good, and I doubt the heir of Durin would foresake the other heir for a half-Dwarven bastard traitor.
 
((I'd also like back the men they killed.))
... They killed like 10, remember? They invaded the watch tower, that was it, the rest of the fighting has been Gondor.
Thu magically regains his 10 men guarding the watchtower. However, the watchtower is under Gondor's control, and all 10 men are logically slain once again
 
((Tbh, TnT would exist. Saruman didn't use magic, he used gunpowder. And I have lots of engineers.))
Well, tbh, it really does make sense for Rohan to go help Gondor. I don't understand why dimitri didn't fight in the first place, that was just his dumb move.
 
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