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That was a good game..... For me not the Rebels

Tomorrow I go on my first plane flight. Should I be happy that I'm going to Texas for a summer camp?

So I decided to go to bed early today, I slept from 9 PM to 2 AM and now I can't fall back asleep. To make it better everyone that I feel like talking to are alseep -.-

I just saw a video of two women complaining that Battlefield 1 (a game based off of WW1) is sexist with no female customization in multiplayer. They compared it to Battlefront (another DICE game) saying that Battlefront had female customization. They also compared it to Call of Duty (everyone after Ghosts). Then better yet they said that tons of women fought on the front lines of WW1......

Problems:

1) Battlefront and Call of Duty are fiction, Battlefield 1 is historical fiction.
2) Since Battlefield 1 is historical fiction, there will be no female soldiers for online multiplayer. Since they didn't see any military combat.
3) 99.9% of all soldiers were basically men (oh shit what a surprise)

Now you can say the Russians had a female battalion. They were known as the Battalion of Death. But there is are some problems with that....

Problems:

1) Russia isn't a playable faction in the game (This should like end this post right now).
2) They were raped by other male battalions.
3) It was more of a project by they Russians instead of a actual thing
4) They were basically for propaganda
5) They found that women units proved difficult (probably period stuff and all that).
(No more points about that)

They also justified how Battlefield 1 should feature female customization options, because they add more modern aspects to this historical fiction game saying:

*Parachutes are reliable, but they were not all that reliable in WW1.
*Guns don't jam in the game like they did in WW1.
*Its 2016 so they have to have it in there.

Problems:

1) Well of fucking course they are going to make parachutes reliable! Why fucking have a feature where your parachute doesn't open causing a death that isn't in your control?
2) Why the fuck have guns jam in a shooter?! Why be shooting someone and your gun jams and they kill you. Another feature that causes a death that is out of your control.
3) Just because its 2016 doesn't mean that everything should abide to feminists. That is like saying that a Civil War game made today should let blacks in the south be strong political leaders. Just because its 2016

All in all, these women that looked like teenagers. And they need to go back to history class and be retaught WW1.

So I decided to play Halo 5 after it being in my games since its release....

I blew through campaign in 6 hours and since it being the first Halo game I've played, I had not a clue on what the fuck was going on xD

Happy 4th of July!

Friend: Have you finally seen Batman v Superman?

Me: No

Friend: Oh my gosh, you have no life!

My mind: Well, seeming I have a job, a girlfriend, a decent computer, a TV for a monitor, a backlit keyboard, 4 gaming consoles and you have none of that...... I think I have a life

How my morning went:

*walks outside and gets chased by a big ass horsefly*

Mom: You big baby!

Me: Well, when you are being chased by a big ass horsefly you can sit and pla footsie with it.

The best Star Wars: The Old Republic advertisement YouTube has to offer...

That moment you are unintentionally mentioned in a video one of a channel you are subbed to

I like the Dengar profile pic.

When an older lady thinks they know more about technology than a teenager who has grown up with it....

Found some nostalgia at the used book store today

Le cringe is real

*wakes up and goes to kitchen for coffee*

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: Getting coffee

Mom: What are you going to do with it?

Me: ....... Drink it............

Happy Fathers Day

o.o