FrodoSwagins

When I buy Star Wars action figures

When you wonder if you should RP...... Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got better things to do *cough* *cough* Bespin DLC * cough* *cough*

*puts two sand on a guy in hypixel to mess with him*

Him: Consider yourself banned

Me: You are so big and scary.... do you want a medal?

*sees Goat Simulator is free for Xbox Gold Members this month*

*downloads and plays for 4 hours*

Me: I just wasted 4 hours of my life ffs

WARNING: Rant ahead

EA and Dice fucked up! They make a space battle for battlefront (the only for the game) exclusive to PS4 to reward the entire Battlefront community for their loyalty for playing the game.....

Wait the entire Battlefront community?? Is the players on the Xbox One and PC not loyal? We bought the game, season pass, ultimate edition, and deluxe edition.... The PC players had to deal with an incredibly broken Battlefront at launch, they are still playing.... Are we not loyal....

I can understand when a game franchise is exclusive but not a fucking DLC content.... The only space battle in the game and it will be for PS4 players only?! That's not rewarding the entire community that's a dick move.

To make it better it's VR only so the players on PS4 have to but a piece of tech worth 4 PS4s in order to buy it....

Why not make it VR and non VR comparable?! Why not let the players on Xbox and PC have a non VR one?! Because EA fucked up....

o.o I just witnessed so many easter eggs in one video o.o

This... is amazing o.o

*puts phone on counter*

*phone falls into cat litter box*

Me: SHIT! Litter-ally

I turn around and all I see is:
Gelek

While chaos is beautiful, it cannot last

So my dad lost everything on his computer, that includes all my school info and everything.

What does that mean? I get to repeat the school year I was almost done with....... What a joy

*Fights someone with same equipment*

They just fought off 2 guys

*Hits him 5 times*

I have full health

I die in two hits

What the fuck?!

I'm too poor for any of these

War of the Rings is shutting down, I am salty about this. But as all servers.... they must become one with the force

I'm from America so Happy Memorial Day

You know when you have lived too long in the south (I be in America) when you call your girlfriend "darling"

My reaction to my girlfriend afterwords: Nah nah nah, I can't be like you slavers down here, I'm a Yankee.

Should I be happy or pissed that the lawn mower broke?

Why it is broken: It is leaking oil....