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Magikkarp

Magikkarp

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  • Magikkarp
    Terrorist attack in Egypt targeting a church on Palm Sunday. 21 Christians have died. Now we wait for the perpetrator.
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    Drevin99
    It is quite simple. Do not wait for it to happen again. Do not go on and on about how the west needs to stay out of it and "THE IMPERIALIZMS OF DOOOOOOM!". Go in, kick arse, and don't leave any weapons not dated before the 1900s behind.
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    Guest
    Yeah that worked amazing in Iraq
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    Guest
    Actually they failed on the last point.
    Magikkarp
    Forgive me lord, I had to meme the staff.

    (Not sure how accurate my memes were for some EW staff peoples)
    Magikkarp
    Thoughts on the recent US bombing of Syria?
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    Guest
    No. No nukes. Also, Israel is good.
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    Guest
    NO NUKES!
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    Guest
    Okay yeah except while it was a reason TO GO to war, it was not PART OF THE WAR (if that makes sense?). Killing the Jews wasn't a military tactic - it was because Hitler was an asshole and thought he was doing the right thing.
    Magikkarp
    Why am I not able to send chat messages on minechat on Empire Wars
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    CraftReaper5
    Cause electronic messages don't work underwater for fishes silly
    Fr_
    Fr_
    MineChat. It has indeed been a long time since I heard that name.
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    Morthix200
    You might have to move in order to chat? I dunno.
    Grimmjow
    Magik. I have an old rod. *flashes rod* don't you agree it's very old? And... do you smell the mustiness *rubs the rod so it springs up dust* *mutters* comeon... bite.
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    Grimmjow
    Grimmjow
    This is porn? Um... your first paragraph is redundant and doesn't really say why it's porn. Um... why? It's just a silly joke, and why is it disgusting to mess around? I'm failing with women? What do you mean? I was trying to shove magik into a pokeball- I mean... oops. Bestiality? Again man, I am not attracted to a virtual fish in any way, shape, and form. (not that magik isn't a good friend) I do NOT want to be castrated. Owie. Hasty decisions with the wildlife? Like keeping one as a pet? I'm 13 man, I don't get porn and I find it disgusting. Did you think I meant dick or something? I was referring to an item in pokemon used to catch magikkarps. Now get you're mind outta the damn gutter and loosen up. (weird english speakers) Magik, should we continue the game? *holds up fishing rod* (Better?!)
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    Guest
    ...Ironically, I was being a bit less serious than implied with my own post (especially the latter half), but I did honestly think that you were having at a little innuendo there. Honestly, between "rods" and biting, as well as the land known to us mortals as the internet full of rule-34ers and other people who find amusement in all that is disgusting and inappropriate, it's not that hard for it to be interpreted as such anyhow.
    Grimmjow
    Grimmjow
    Ah, I misunderstood. We all good? :)
    Magikkarp
    I'd like to make a post detail on the absolute insanity going on at home but I'd never be able to encapsulate it. Instead I'm gonna focus on the positive and inform y'all that I'm going to Miami from tomorrow until April 20th
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    Guest
    [emogif]disgust:3[/emogif]
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    Guest
    *Sabotages the sabotage*
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    Guest
    *sabotages the sabotage of the sabotage*
    Magikkarp
    Do ya ever just sorta wanna die
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    Guest
    I'm afraid that despite such troubles, suicide is never justified. It doesn't fix anything. It doesn't help anyone. It just vacates the world of a person and all of his or her potential.
    Zoom
    Zoom
    It does justify depending on the situation
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    Guest
    No, no it doesn't. Suicide is not justified. At all. End of story... Well, a small exception for special cases that are not so much related to depression as preserving secrecy of important information in the face of capture by enemy forces, but even then I'd be careful about that.
    Magikkarp
    It often astonishes me at the ludicrous things you can get banned on Omegle for. Just because I place a lightsaber between my legs does not mean I've released my genitals on camera.
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    Guest
    For that matter, why did you put it there in the first place. ._.
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    I was pretending to be a Jedi and I needed to clear my hands to type something
    Jorimd
    Jorimd
    SURE Kappa
    Magikkarp
    You can envelop yourself in bodily pleasures until your own name eludes you, but an emptiness of the soul will not be mended by them.
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    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    You think Im poetic? That elicited a chuckle out of me. I'm just ambiguously bitching don't let the prose fool ya :p
    craftking178
    craftking178
    You can have fun with worldly pleasures and such, but they cannot bring true joy
    Grimmjow
    Grimmjow
    I believe he means, you can masturbate till high heaven but you don't have the completed feeling of ah... fucking another person when you truly love them. x)
    Magikkarp
    Petition to make saying "rawr XD" "*nuzzles oWo" and anything of that sort bannable if said in chat.
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    m4rine_semperfi
    m4rine_semperfi
    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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    Guest
    YOU SEE!?!? ^^^
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    Piggyfacepork
    You an odds1out hater?! XD at least that's where I learned this rawr means I love you in dinosaur
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    :slight_smile:
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    Drevin99
    *cue [user]6271568[/user] cringing at the sight of more snow*
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    Joseph
    D I S G U S T I N G
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    Tfw they find a picture of your soul
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