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Forum Game: The really really tall building.

Floor 21 contains an IKEA staircase building kit.
You proceed to build the staircase, and climb to the next floor.
 
Floor 22: After your long stay on Floor 21 building the staircase, you are quite thoroughly frustrated with everything. On Floor 22 you see multiple punching bags leaning against one wall next to a large pile of boxing gloves. A single hook is mounted to the ceiling in the center of the room. On the opposite side of the room, you also see the door to the next floor. You pick up a pair of gloves and decide to vent yourself on the punching bags. A short while later, once all the punching bags and gloves are worn out, you proceed to the next floor.
 
Floor 24: As soon as you enter the 24th floor, the entrance seals shut and you feel weightless. You float around trying to get to the exit and see some handles on the floor and ceiling. You use the handles to push yourself across the room and towards the exit. Once you reach the exit the door closes behind you and gravity returns. You proceed to the next floor.
 
Floor 25: You are greeted by a skinny teenager with an Illuminati triangle for a face. Upon closer inspection, you realize it is sjoerdtim. Nervously, you edge toward the staircase, the eye fixated on you. You turn the doorhandle, but suddenly the Tim says:"TOO HARD TO CODE!" and vanishes with a smoke bomb and a wail. Blinded, you grope your way to the next floor.
 
Floor 26:

There are teletubbies handing out free sandwiches made out of yeti meat, and they actually taste quite good. You take the spiral elevator to the next floor
 
Floor 27: You walk into the room and you see in front of you a blank canvas and several buckets of paint. You look around for the artist, and as you do several gallons of different colours of paint and dumped onto you. You're then shoved into the canvas, and used as a paintbrush. A few seconds later, you're pushed towards the staircase to the next level as the artist declares his new masterpiece to be finished.
 
Floor 28:
Kylo Ren having a temper tantrum, you walk away like the two First Order stormtroopers in the Force Awakens.
 
Floor 30: You see an wardrobe sitting in the corner of the room. You open the wardrobe looking for an exit to the room, but you find it empty. You decide to search for secret compartments, and when you reach to feel around the back you're hand disappears into the back of the wardrobe. Thinking you have found the exit, and step through. On the other side of the portal, you encounter a lion. He introduces himself as Lasan, and begins to tell you of a prophecy. You proceed to kill and skin him to make yourself a coat. Afterwards, you step back through the portal into the wardrobe again. Leaving the wardrobe, you realize that the exit to the room was right next to the entrance. You take the stairs to the next floor.
 
Floor 31: You walk through the entrance to this floor and realize that it is the perfume department. You also see on the opposite side of the floor the exit, unfortuantely though there are dozens of people waiting to spray perfume on you. Sprinting as fast as you can, you are sprayed by a colognes and perfumes from all over the world. They begin in the West coast of the USA, then proceed across the North American Continent. Then you smash through a desk connecting the Western Hemisphere to the Eastern landing yourself in the middle of the French perfume isle. Being bombarded by numerous aromas you soon find yourself in front of the Russian perfume display. Sliding around it you finally make it to the exit, but not before being coated in an array of Eastern perfumes. You get to the exit which is actually an elevator equipped with a fully functioning shower. Beginning your shower you head to the next floor.
 
Floor 32: you find the school floor you then have to run through people making you anwser math English and history questions before you can get to the next floor
 
Floor 33: You see rows of people chained to a wall with a plaque hanging by rope from around their neck. On each plaque is their name and what appears to be something they did. A quick scan of the plaques gives you an idea of what crimes they committed. Double posting, triple posting, quadruple posting, and necro-posting seem to be the most common ones. Posting useless crap on reports and ban appeals also seems to be one that most people have done as well. Once in a while you see plaques that say "excessive swearing" or "started a flamewar", but most of the people didn't do those things. As you progress the crimes get worse and worse, until eventually, you see a section that's been separated from the rest. Above this section there's a single large plaque. Embossed in big angry letters, it says "Didn't follow the rules of the forum games". You shudder as you walk by, horrible images of what punishments they must endure for their crimes, and proceed to the next floor.

(Seriously Mithlond, did you actually read how this game works?)
 
Floor 34: You walk into the room and see pink. pink walls, pink floors, pink everything. you see the stairs at the other side of the room. you start to walk towards it and suddenly Barbie girl starts blasting from speakers all around the room, you start sprinting towards the door as barbie girl continues to blast louder and louder..... your ears start bleeding as you come closer to the door, you start tripping and as you crawl to the stairs, you almost dont make it but like every terrible story where the hero always wins, you make it to the next floor...
 
(Seriously Mithlond, did you actually read how this game works?)

(My bad, I was extremely tired at the time. x.x)
Floor 35: You are terrified at the sights of some unknown instance that you already have forgotten. You continue to floor 36.
 
Floor 36: You walk onto a conveyor belt without noticing. Before you can get out, a gloved hand takes you by your feet and wraps you in a plastic container. Looking around, you notice many, many other unfortunate people sharing your fate, wrapped inside a meat tray labeled "Tyson". You gasp for air as the plastic suffocates you... Just when you're unable to bear it anymore, a swarm of chickens plucks the tray open, enabling you to proceed to the next floor.
 
Floor 37: It's the cult of the purple temple. The walls and floor are strictly purple, and everyone is dressed in purple robes eating purple cupcakes. Yum. You eat a cupcake and realize that floor 37 never truly existed, and you wake up in floor 38... weird.
 
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