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When I hear of how Tobberz gave Lime permission over discord to necropost on a forum game, but he also thinks that necroposting is not allowed and if you don't ask him first, he'll tell you off, I think of Tobberz trying to look like he didn't want that to happen but secretly wished for it
 
When I think of Tobberz trying to look like he didn't want that to happen but secretly wished for it, I think of the deeply flawed nature of my Moderatorship
 
When I think of the deeply flawed nature of Tobbles' Moderatorship, I think of Tob-jobs
 
When I hear lime-jobs I think of slimey mouths, Minecraft skins and oak plank blocks all at the same time
 
When I hear slimey mouths, Minecraft skins and oak plank blocks all at the same time, I think of Professor Oak because of the oak plant blocks.
 
When I think of Professor Oak because of the oak plant blocks I think of Professor Octopus's usefulness as Calamari.
 
When I hear professor Octopus's usefulness as Calamari I think of Mon Cala planet from Star Wars Clone Wars series
 
When I hear of the Mon Cala planet from Star Wars Clone Wars series I think of Disney's futile attempt to do Star Wars, forcing a disgusting ULTRA FEMINISM ULTRA DIVERSITY HOLY SHIT WE NEED MORE POWERFUL FEMALE WOMEN IN FILM BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY OF THEM BEFORE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE MOVIES YOU'RE A SEXIST FASCIST NAZI RACIST WHO FEELS AFRAID OF POWERFUL WOMEN (FUCKIN, PRINCESS LEIA, MON MOTHMA, PADME, RIYO CHUCHI (PANTORAN SENATOR) A LOADS OF OTHERS) WAA WE FAILED AT MOVIE MAKING SO BLAME YOU, THE FANS WHO DON'T ENJOY OUR SHIT MOVIES, TV SERIES AND TOYS. WE GOT RID OF STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS AND NOW WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK AGAIN TO GAIN FAVOUR WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PISSED AT US FOR RUINING THEIR LOVE OF STAR WARS. WE, AS RESPONSIBLE ADULT FILM MAKERS AND BUSINESS PEOPLE AND ACTORS INSULT THOSE WHO DISLIKE THE MOVIES AND BLAME RUSSIAN BOTS FOR DISLIKING THE MOVIE TO DEFLECT FROM OUR INCOMPETENCE! HAHA! FUCK YOU DISNEY. LAST JEDI? BOLLOCKS. LUKE SKYWALKER WASN'T LUKE SKYWALKER, REY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LEARN ALL THE JEDI TRAINING BY HERSELF IN A FEW DAYS, I MEAN IN THE FIRST MOVIE SHE DID LOADS OF FORCE STUFF AND DEFEATED KYLO REN, A GUY TRAINED BY SNOKE (WHO WAS KILLED FOR NO REASON, A POSSIBLY AMAZING CHARACTER KILLED FOR NO BLOODY FUCKEN REASON, IN A LAME WAY NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE FILM) AND LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO WENT FROM BELIEVING HE COULD REDEEM ONE OF THE MOST EVIL GUYS EVER AT THAT POINT, DARTH VADER, TO MAKING FUN OF AND GIVING UP ON KYLO AND ACTING LIKE A BUTTHURT CALL OF DUTY PLAYER. HE WASN'T EVEN REAL AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE WHEN HE 'FOUGHT' A BATTLE WITH KYLO AT THE END (WHICH WAS BS, REALLY SHIT) BUT JUST DIED AFTER MAKING A HOLOGRAM SHIT THING, ON AN ISLAND HE WENT TO CUZ HE WAS TOO PUSSY TO SORT OUT HIS SHIT, WHICH IS JUST A FUCKEN CONTRADICTION OF THE ORIGINALS. CAPTAIN PHASMA, PLAYED BY AN AMAZING ACTRESS, GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE WAS FUCKING WASTED AND A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE FIRST MOVIE, BOTH OF WHICH ARE TRYING TO BE MARVEL MOVIES AND MAKING EVERYTHING JOKIE AND STUFF, WHICH DOESN'T WORK... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT HALF OF THE LAST JEDI WAS SOME USELESS CASINO BULLSHIT, FILLED WITH CRAP ABOUT MORALS AND SHIT, THAT'S ALL ROSE IS FOR, RUINING POSSIBLY BRAVE AND SAD MOMENT OF FINN SACRIFICING HIMSELF BUT NO, LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP, WHICH IS BULLSHIT. WHY CAN PRINCESS LEIA FUCKING FLY NOW, AND WHY THE HELL DOES ADMIRAL ACKBAR JUST DIE IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN KYLO COMES AND SHOOTS STUFF? WHY COULDN'T THE RANDOM FEMINIST BITCH LADY WHO DOESN'T TELL ANYONE HER PLAN AND INCITES A VERY EXPERIENCED OFFICER AND GREAT PILOT POE TO COMMIT TREASON, AND BREAKS THE RULES OF HYPERSPACE (WHY DIDN'T THE REBELS USE DROIDS TO HYPERSPACE SHIPS INTO THE DEATH STARS HUH?), WHY COULDN'T THAT BE ACKBAR, A GUY WE HAVE AN ACTUAL CONNECTION TO? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HAPPY AND SMILING AT THE END? THEY'RE THE LAST OF THE RESISTANCE, ON A TINY SHIP, MOST OF THEIR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, AND THERE SEEMS TO BE NO DAMN HOPE? THEY SHOULD ALL BE DEAD ANYWAY, IF THE DAMN FIGHTERS CAN REACH THEM AND DESTROY THE BRIDGE OF THE SHIP, WHY CAN'T THEY ALL FLY THEIR FIGHTERS OUT AND DESTROY ALL OF THE SHIPS, RATHER THAN LETTING THEM KEEP GOING WASTIN YER TIME THAT COULD BE SPENT ENSLAVING THE GALAXY? CAPTAIN PHASMA DIES FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, ABSOLUTELY SHIT GO DIE DISNEY, WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY MAKE ONE SLIGHTLY SHIT MOVIE, WITH ALL THESE NEW CHARACTERS TO DEVELOP, AND THEN NOT DEVELOP THEM REALLY AT ALL IN THE SECOND MOVIE, THEY HAD NO PLAN. J.J. FUCKING ABRAMS MADE THESE CHARACTERS THEN THE BASTARD RIAN JOHNSON JUST SCRAPPED IT ALL AND MADE A REALLY SHIT MOVIE THAT 'SUBVERTS OUR EXPECTATIONS, E.G. IS TOO FUCKING CONFUSING AND ADDS IN WAY TOO MANY PLOT TWISTS AND RANDOM PLOT LINES AND SHIT JOKES. KYLO REN, JOKE, REY, JOKE, CHEWBACCA, eh, not too bad, just not the same without Han, who should've died in Return of the Jedi anyway, SNOKE, ABSOLUTE FUCKING JOKE, SHIT WEIRD LADY WHO WAS ADDED IN THE FEMINISM, JOKE, ROSE, HAHAHA GREAT FUCKING JOKE, FINN, JOKE, POE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING 'YOUR MUM JOKES' AT THE BEGINNING? OH THAT REMINDS ME, FIRST ORDER VETERAN COMMANDERS ARE DUMB, GENERAL HUX IS AN INCOMPETENT IMBECILE NOW APPARENTLY, DISNEY YOUR MOVIES ARE SHIT, KATHLEEN KENNEDY NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED, ANOTHER KENNEDY ASSASSINATION IS IN ORDER (JFK was a gr8 guy, no offences meant) .RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU DISSSSSNEYYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
When I hear Disney's futile attempt to do Star Wars, forcing a disgusting ULTRA FEMINISM ULTRA DIVERSITY HOLY SHIT WE NEED MORE POWERFUL FEMALE WOMEN IN FILM BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY OF THEM BEFORE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE MOVIES YOU'RE A SEXIST FASCIST NAZI RACIST WHO FEELS AFRAID OF POWERFUL WOMEN (FUCKIN, PRINCESS LEIA, MON MOTHMA, PADME, RIYO CHUCHI (PANTORAN SENATOR) A LOADS OF OTHERS) WAA WE FAILED AT MOVIE MAKING SO BLAME YOU, THE FANS WHO DON'T ENJOY OUR SHIT MOVIES, TV SERIES AND TOYS. WE GOT RID OF STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS AND NOW WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK AGAIN TO GAIN FAVOUR WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PISSED AT US FOR RUINING THEIR LOVE OF STAR WARS. WE, AS RESPONSIBLE ADULT FILM MAKERS AND BUSINESS PEOPLE AND ACTORS INSULT THOSE WHO DISLIKE THE MOVIES AND BLAME RUSSIAN BOTS FOR DISLIKING THE MOVIE TO DEFLECT FROM OUR INCOMPETENCE! HAHA! FUCK YOU DISNEY. LAST JEDI? BOLLOCKS. LUKE SKYWALKER WASN'T LUKE SKYWALKER, REY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LEARN ALL THE JEDI TRAINING BY HERSELF IN A FEW DAYS, I MEAN IN THE FIRST MOVIE SHE DID LOADS OF FORCE STUFF AND DEFEATED KYLO REN, A GUY TRAINED BY SNOKE (WHO WAS KILLED FOR NO REASON, A POSSIBLY AMAZING CHARACTER KILLED FOR NO BLOODY FUCKEN REASON, IN A LAME WAY NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE FILM) AND LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO WENT FROM BELIEVING HE COULD REDEEM ONE OF THE MOST EVIL GUYS EVER AT THAT POINT, DARTH VADER, TO MAKING FUN OF AND GIVING UP ON KYLO AND ACTING LIKE A BUTTHURT CALL OF DUTY PLAYER. HE WASN'T EVEN REAL AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE WHEN HE 'FOUGHT' A BATTLE WITH KYLO AT THE END (WHICH WAS BS, REALLY SHIT) BUT JUST DIED AFTER MAKING A HOLOGRAM SHIT THING, ON AN ISLAND HE WENT TO CUZ HE WAS TOO PUSSY TO SORT OUT HIS SHIT, WHICH IS JUST A FUCKEN CONTRADICTION OF THE ORIGINALS. CAPTAIN PHASMA, PLAYED BY AN AMAZING ACTRESS, GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE WAS FUCKING WASTED AND A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE FIRST MOVIE, BOTH OF WHICH ARE TRYING TO BE MARVEL MOVIES AND MAKING EVERYTHING JOKIE AND STUFF, WHICH DOESN'T WORK... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT HALF OF THE LAST JEDI WAS SOME USELESS CASINO BULLSHIT, FILLED WITH CRAP ABOUT MORALS AND SHIT, THAT'S ALL ROSE IS FOR, RUINING POSSIBLY BRAVE AND SAD MOMENT OF FINN SACRIFICING HIMSELF BUT NO, LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP, WHICH IS BULLSHIT. WHY CAN PRINCESS LEIA FUCKING FLY NOW, AND WHY THE HELL DOES ADMIRAL ACKBAR JUST DIE IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN KYLO COMES AND SHOOTS STUFF? WHY COULDN'T THE RANDOM FEMINIST BITCH LADY WHO DOESN'T TELL ANYONE HER PLAN AND INCITES A VERY EXPERIENCED OFFICER AND GREAT PILOT POE TO COMMIT TREASON, AND BREAKS THE RULES OF HYPERSPACE (WHY DIDN'T THE REBELS USE DROIDS TO HYPERSPACE SHIPS INTO THE DEATH STARS HUH?), WHY COULDN'T THAT BE ACKBAR, A GUY WE HAVE AN ACTUAL CONNECTION TO? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HAPPY AND SMILING AT THE END? THEY'RE THE LAST OF THE RESISTANCE, ON A TINY SHIP, MOST OF THEIR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, AND THERE SEEMS TO BE NO DAMN HOPE? THEY SHOULD ALL BE DEAD ANYWAY, IF THE DAMN FIGHTERS CAN REACH THEM AND DESTROY THE BRIDGE OF THE SHIP, WHY CAN'T THEY ALL FLY THEIR FIGHTERS OUT AND DESTROY ALL OF THE SHIPS, RATHER THAN LETTING THEM KEEP GOING WASTIN YER TIME THAT COULD BE SPENT ENSLAVING THE GALAXY? CAPTAIN PHASMA DIES FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, ABSOLUTELY SHIT GO DIE DISNEY, WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY MAKE ONE SLIGHTLY SHIT MOVIE, WITH ALL THESE NEW CHARACTERS TO DEVELOP, AND THEN NOT DEVELOP THEM REALLY AT ALL IN THE SECOND MOVIE, THEY HAD NO PLAN. J.J. FUCKING ABRAMS MADE THESE CHARACTERS THEN THE BASTARD RIAN JOHNSON JUST SCRAPPED IT ALL AND MADE A REALLY SHIT MOVIE THAT 'SUBVERTS OUR EXPECTATIONS, E.G. IS TOO FUCKING CONFUSING AND ADDS IN WAY TOO MANY PLOT TWISTS AND RANDOM PLOT LINES AND SHIT JOKES. KYLO REN, JOKE, REY, JOKE, CHEWBACCA, eh, not too bad, just not the same without Han, who should've died in Return of the Jedi anyway, SNOKE, ABSOLUTE FUCKING JOKE, SHIT WEIRD LADY WHO WAS ADDED IN THE FEMINISM, JOKE, ROSE, HAHAHA GREAT FUCKING JOKE, FINN, JOKE, POE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING 'YOUR MUM JOKES' AT THE BEGINNING? OH THAT REMINDS ME, FIRST ORDER VETERAN COMMANDERS ARE DUMB, GENERAL HUX IS AN INCOMPETENT IMBECILE NOW APPARENTLY, DISNEY YOUR MOVIES ARE SHIT, KATHLEEN KENNEDY NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED, ANOTHER KENNEDY ASSASSINATION IS IN ORDER (JFK was a gr8 guy, no offences meant) .RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU DISSSSSNEYYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I think of Vegeterians
 
When I think of vegetarians, I think of a big succulent steak with sausages.
 
When I hear Tobberz being triggered I think of EpicQuestz ranking system
 
When I think of the EpicQuestz ranking system, I think of how we should re-introduce the Foreman rank, but we can't because "FORESKIN LOL". :)
 
When I hear how we should re-introduce the Foreman rank, but we can't because "FORESKIN LOL," I think of how everything is too hard to code so it can't be added
 
When I think of how everything is too hard to code so it can't be added, I think about EW shutting down on a regular basis because it's a normal thing now.
 
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