Lagy_Paladin/Andrew

anyone want to join my town on Rise of Nations?
IP: 192.95.37.114:25622

Your spirit animal is an andrewsarchus!

I found the real definition of flaming

With Blackflames coming back you going to join?

Election Candidate loses: Hacker
Noob loses: Hacker

Why are noobs running for offices?

Me and bubba right now after rekting russia

FRANCE TAKES RUSSIA RULER PRISONER

>tells Russia they are sk0bs and will not come down
>Russia comes down from Russia which takes 2 hours for them to get to our base
>logs off so they cannot raid base
>Russia wasted 2 hours

Doesn't quite fill like a good day till you take a romans diamond armor.

Today was a good day. about a stack of tnt spread over all the romes and Prussia.

Seleucid Disbanded due to rome perpetual attack. I am going to bomb them till they surrender

RIP rome is contenuing attack and bombarding us with airships.

Rome has attacked Seleucid and have failed. minimal damage to walls. I think we might of even gained a diamond set. both sides lost lots to explosions

Hey

Seleucid faction camping Chad mining Co waiting for cargo drop

The year is 1650, you are busy tending your field in central Europe. As you are busy plowing, a great sound of engines rolls across the sky and fields like that of roaring thunder. You look up, and see just what you expected. A mighty German airship slowly moves through the air, its massive turrets and armor gleaming in the bright summer sun. As it passes over your field, the noise not only frightens away the pesky crows, but it also seems to have upset your milk cow and other farm animals. To much in awe to be angered, you watch the airship sail away into the distance, closely followed by its escort of small airskiffs...

So who wants to join me in the Seleucid Empire and fight for glory and resources as a silver shield legionary against our enemies in a air ship?
(yes they have throwing spears so legionaries are really legionaries)

Here are some pictures the owner of the server let me take while destroying a floating village that was not supposed to be there in his Roman class destroyer.

Here is a picture of a anti Russian smiling at the fact he out smarted Russian ego once again after bravely listening to their propaganda for 5 hours about how many times they are going to kill him. oh and a torpedo about to blow up the villagers house but that's not important 1488 and DimitriP_13421 .

And here we have him aiming his AA guns with a stick to blow the wood blocks off the house

Here is after he fired the torpedoes at it and shot an AA gun at it for a while


IP: 167.114.100.168:43841

#NoWool

*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!

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