Magikkarp

I wanna do something special at 15,000 profile views. Whaddya dudes want

All of my siblings take martial arts. My 5 year old little half brother (turned 5 today happy bday to lance) is especially violent. The amount of times I have to pull him off his sparring partner is terrifying, but at the same time I'm so proud

Teacher: what do you need to use to speak (in Spanish)
Asshole kid: oh oh oh I know, the brain
Me: not necessarily, you're living proof, I hope you take your own advice

Killed my test although now I'm afraid I'm going to start screaming Italian unification in my sleep

I am looking at how many friends magikkarp has, and he got 426, and then I look at mine, and I got 11...

AP Euro test today wish me luck pls

Some conwylia players are very competent at managing nations
Others are good at creating fantastic builds
More are quite skilled at strategy

And me, I am good at naming things #AintEvenMadBestSkillEvah

Magikkarp's love advice: if you want your love interest to notice you, light yourself on fire and run around her a bit. If she notices that means she thinks you're hot. Congrats you're now in a relationship

Join Total War! Real Earth Map 1:1500 scale, Unique weapons like Throwing Spears, Pistols, Muskets and Blunderbuss. Choose your ancestry to get special abilities and bonus stats (Example: Mediterranean has 2 bonus sword damage, 6 damage with sticks and faster mining of stone and cobble.) Start your own civilization or join an existing powerhouse. Use movecraft ships to conquer new lands, or use them to open up player based trade lanes with other factions. Will you be a tyrant thirsty for blood and power or will your civilization try to establish trade routes with others to grow your wealth? The choice is yours. Admins play on non-opped accounts when they fight or go to war so that new players have as good of a chance to succeed as veterans and admins. Staff abuse is not tolerated here, we want battles to be fair and realistic. To add to the realism, enderpearls, enchants, potions, god apples and minecraft boats are all unable to be used. If you need to cross an ocean or sea then make a movecraft sailboat and try not to sink it! Cannons plugin is enabled so watch out for those pesky pirates along trade routes.

http://totalwar-official.enjin.com/

SERVER IP: 167.114.100.168:43841

The pigs can break themselves over the whirlpool

Heyo I'm writing a DBQ right now and I feel too lazy to ask my teacher so can someone tell me how socialism and liberalism were at odds with each other in late 19th century Germany (second reich)

This is kind of embarrassing but I do write poetry in my spare time. My english teacher has officially reached his poetry unit and for the first time I'm actually sharing my creations with the public. If any of you want I can post some on here. Would anyone be interested?

Me: ok time to wipe out the opposition
Sophie: I'm gonna sleep, they can't do anything without a war system
Me internally: but how am I gonna use all my war puns now :/

The siege engine's (I made Soph) ammunition.

My AP euro teacher made a wanted poster of a student named snow that sarcastically disrespects him named snow. He calls him Edward Snowden and demands his execution, saying "make my class great again"

So if any of you Mericans see a murder story, know it was for the sake of AP euro greatness

Tfw when I roast you but you can't roast me back because Jews don't eat pigs.

Tfw you're sieging Marty but then your ally turns on you with Marty and everyone panics but now you have the privellage of eradication two nations

Anyone get that feeling when you're doing your work exceptionally well so you start shit talking it because you're a badass

After 30 minutes I have removed every American flag that sansorckia was covered in. And believe me this was no small number. Make no mistake I know who you are and I know where you're from. So lets play a little game. The nation you're from has a penis statue hidden in it. You have a day to find it. If you do not find it within a day I will copy paste it all over your nation.

Let the games begin

Never sing a Christmas song around an orthodox rabbi ever. They get beyond triggered