Magikkarp

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 15, 2016

I've been antsy to spar for a long time. Before I began taking adult classes at the dojo I used to always spar (I took kickboxing side by side with my other system for about the same amount of time). But the adults don't do full contact sparring (for obvious reasons and no my dojo is not a McDojo) however the kids do and when I was a part of that class I used to trade blows quite a bit. I think this Saturday I'm gonna try and spar with someone for the first time in a long time and I'm honestly quite excited.

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 15, 2016

Congrats to EW for reviving itself. I guess I'll have to stop on by.

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• Marty

• Dec 14, 2016

Somehow I suspect you're doing the 19th cemtury in history class

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 14, 2016

On Sunday I'll be hearing the former chief rabbi of the U.K. Lord Rabbi Johnathan Sacks. Yes lord because this dude got knighted by the queen which is awesome.

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 14, 2016

Some dude in my yeshiva and I were discussing homosexuality. He turns to me and asks if being gay is a sickness or you're born with it to which I reply "no one gets hit with the magic sparkly gay stick and suddenly becomes gay out of the blue."

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 14, 2016

I've lately been very disappointed with music and started listening to songs from my younger days. Back then Club Penguin was lit not gonna lie

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 14, 2016

Somehow everyone I speak to wants to catch me, it's Karp slavery at this point

#KarpFreedomMatters

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 13, 2016

imperialism gives a whole new meaning to the term master race

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 13, 2016

Assembly: Yo Frederick we're giving you the crown
Frederick William IV: Fuck you Im not taking the crown from the gutter, run this nation
*dissolves assembly*

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 13, 2016

>Be me
>Visiting Grandmother
>Enters door, hugs her
>Tells me she's too weak to open an olive can
>Igotthis.png
>Pulls on lid of can to open it
>Stubborn mofo
>Summon strength of Valhalla to bust open this thing
>Success.jpg
>Realize I've cut open my thumb
>Shit bleeding like it was the Red Sea
>Yell CYKA BLYAT at the top of my lungs
>Grandma hears, sees my thumb, gasps
>HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH LANGUAGE IN MY HOUSE, ARE YOU A MAN
>mfw

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 13, 2016

*Sees my brother picking up glass that broke with his hands*
Me: Wtf are you doing
Brother: This is how you pick up glass, trust me
Me: GET YOUR DUMB ASS OUTTA THE WAY IM PICKING THIS SHIT UP

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 12, 2016

PSAT scores came in today. I'm gonna do alright

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 11, 2016

Not sure whether the chimney in Lareñia is supposed to look like a penis or not

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 11, 2016

Dude I hate: Hey look at this massive thing *pretends to smoke out of cardboard tube*

My friend: I guess he's compensating for something

Me: Yea, brain cells

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 11, 2016

My language is not usually the cleanest but I could shock a hoodlum with how I speak to people I fight in Gladiators

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 11, 2016

I was at a pizza place on Friday where I saw three 12 year olds sitting at a table talking about dating and girl/boyfriends and I just marvel at the entire thing. I don't really holding a girls hand for any sort of reason since the 3rd grade. Is this what young kids do now?

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  Koop

• Dec 10, 2016

Feebas won the beauty contest

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 10, 2016

Officially Sensei Karp!

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  Magikkarp

• Dec 10, 2016

For old times sake I sometimes go through the walls of Athorians accounts to remember a different time. An edgier, more argument filled time.

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• Morthix200

• Dec 10, 2016

I think that we can agree that only Rockslide could ever host a real CTF server. Conwy lasted fr 5 years, ToW for 6 montks, and SE 6 weaks. We'll all be doomed if someone opens another one.