Magikkarp

Created a fake tinder crusader profile under the name Maximillian. Will keep you all updated on how things go.

The topic of divorce is never an enjoyable one to engage in discussion about. However reading so many articles about how couples are terminating their unions over their significant other's opinion on trump sends me into a seething fury.

fishy.

Deus fucking Vault

"He shot Bigfoot?! DAMN COLD ASS HONKY!"

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and it destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because enjin gave me cancer anyway.

Because we don't have access to or buildings laundry yet, it falls on me to wash the clothing. I've become the man of the house. Repairing technology, assembling furniture, fixing things, all of those responsibilities rest with me. Seems I have a knack for all of it.

Never forget ladies and gentlemen that Tim and I once did the deed, although he doesn't want to admit it

What nation are you in? And if not, you should join riddermark.

Describe your ideal boy/girlfriend and or marriage partner

If circumstances allow I'll hopefully be performing an ancient kabalistic song in Hebrew for Mineplex karaoke tomorrow.

Today I met someone that had rainbow hair, hated trump, and en verbatim he announced a multiple personality disorder that "no one believed in"

Holy shit they're real

I wish I could shave but my building shut its water off.

I start my new school tomorrow. Its the first time I've been in a non religious co-gender school since graduating from the 8th grade. Wish me luck lads and lasses.

Tell me good things about Switzerland.

Some lyrics can simply effortlessly move you to tears

Frequency-Starset:
I was scanning through the skies
and missed the static in your eyes
something blocking your reception
its distorting our connection
with the distance amplified
was it all just synthesized
and now the silence screams
that you are gone
you've tuned me out
I've lost your frequency

This is the music we need in this day. Its what we lack. Depth.

This post stands in memoriam that Rikumaru effectively convinced Jorimd to become an anime girl

Honestly EW is very enjoyable but contending with 140ms of ping can get quite aggravating.

What happened tithe days where parents beat their entitled, smug sociopaths they call children for constant disrespect and disobedience. These supremely conceited fuckwads and their incorrigible insistence of constantly being accommodated and being in the right is a cancer.

Hello lads and lasses. I'd like to call upon the religious guys over in this wonderful place we call the internet and satisfy my curiosity. Most if not all religions fascinate me so I'd like all of you ladies and gents to describe to me the afterlife assured in your faiths.