Grissum1

Someone fucking join me pls. I'm a millionaire (not really) who owned a lot of Gondor's most expensive troops, the tower guard, which is the white armor dudes on the right. A lot of factions may hate me but I kick ass and take names.

I fucking want this shirt

zoomerenhd If you see a hole and two invasion logos as you were building your wall, I sincerely apologize. I was on a murdering spree just for money until Mordor launched 2 invasions near your territory just to hunt my ass down. That was completely my fault for being fully blind with money and now, a lot of factions hate me so much that 2 invasions were launched. A warg blown up only a minor part of the wall. And I had this asshole chasing me because I fucked up his other Olog whore like bitch girlfriend with my guerilla weapons. I fucked him up later on. I will repair your hole later. I apologize for the inconvenience.

ugh.. someone join my faction

See that spear thing floating in the right? Those zebra riding motherfuckers launched an invasion just to get my ass. Like, holy hell. Just chill out with that shit...

You think lions are king of the jungle? Ha! No, it's me bitch. Now come join my faction.

Gunda's modded lotr server is open! Come join me in ma Tauredain village where you can become a Viet Cong like Guerilla fighter... or just be whatever ya want
IP:lotrconquest.omgcraft.eu

Riko son of Pdor son of Kmer GamerAced DeathValley105 assassiniv
Since I forgot to make a map for the Asian nations, y'all can turn in your Asian nation lore later if you have lore to make. For now, here's what the map looks like. It is far from 100% complete, if not, far from 50% complete. So, hold your balls guys.

Anyone want me to open the server? I can't get on rn. Gotta work on a map

Ma bois! Tell me when to open craft's server! I'm working on a map right now!

I just realize I made more posts on this wall than Commodant Blyat's RP and it's not even my wall.

Nah, your citizens just want your MREs- I mean, Hey! Let's be real here.

I just found my old drawing in my binder XD

Actually, in Kevin's RP, we will wait till Cluck has access to electricity and shit.

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCYCLE!

I forgot I'm in a shitpost war. So, I'll just end it all with this link

I lost hope for humanity

Ugh... god damnit Tobberz . Stahp tempting me to go back to Empire war with your crossbow announcement. I'm freaking done . I don't want to be tempted to set a goal of trying to get all the classes and end up being tortured on trying to do so.

Send yo prayers to ma boi DJ Lee the Wolfman . Life hit him real hard.