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    Hereby follows the thrice-renowned story of a chicken called Clucky:

    Once upon a time there was a lil' chickun who went by the name of Clucky. Clucky was sweggy indeed, and soon became a man/rooster. Now, it came to pass that one day, Clucky (who had changed his name to Cluckeh) was basking in the sun with a couple of rooster friends, when a troop of humans (drat them) came bearing shotguns and overalls. Clucky, being second-in-command under his poppa Cluckerone, approached the men.
    "Howdy der. Wot b ur business heer in ma pop's village?" Said Cluckeh, standing up.
    The men seemed to not have heard him. They nodded to what looked like their leader before starting a barrage of shots. Only Clucky, having turned tail and run, survived. Hiding behind a bush, he saw how the men massacred his family and friends, and took their bodies in bags. He even heard them say from time to time things like "dis un'll be taesteh" or "crep, dis un's underfed. Won't meik a decent meal."
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    TOP KEK Damn man that is old... I don't remember, did I ever finish that story?
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    Idk.
    assassiniv
    assassiniv
    Fcking flashback
    I'm not even sure I'll be able to go online and claim my rewards but here goes, out of fondness for Blackflames:
    Several events over the weekend! MOB SIEGES ARE COMING!

    To kickstart this weekend of events, Remington will be besieged by a massive horde mobs at 19:30 on Friday (Tomorrow). Everyone is welcome to help the defense of Remington!
    On Saturday you will tackle on Molten Forgemaster at 19:30 GMT.
    And on Sunday there will be a mob siege of Elsinore at 19:30 GMT.
    There also may be smaller events throughout the weekend, however these are the main ones. Make sure to attend, as we want a very big crowd for these events as these could potentially be the last.
    There will also be lots of loot, don't worry.

    (( If you copy and paste this and put it on your wall, you will receive 200 Ara and 10 Iron ingots! Contact me for rewards via Helpop in game or just PM on Enjin ^^ ))
    Your nakedness disgusts me. Have you no decency?
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Lmao I made my skin to have a clothes layer on top of a... well... semi-naked one. Seems that I forgot to switch it back on after I logged off, kekekekeke
    Meanwhile in Puerto Rico, a plebiscite will be held tomorrow where a couple hundred thousand fanatics will vote against all common sense to become a state of the United States, oblivious to the fact that the entire opposition is boycotting it and in any case Murica will most likely completely ignore the results. Yay.
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    Szucsclan
    You should declare independence from us.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Never underestimate the power of colonial brainwashing. By now, after years of prosecuting those that sought independence and creating a sense of cultural and economic inferiority, those that pursue sovereignty have become a minority (although we remain rather vocal). Most people either support the status quo (fools), or wish for statehood (fools with a dream).
    Tobberz
    Tobberz
    USA: DEATH TO IMPERIALISM! END EMPIRE! Also USA: Puerto Rico
    An egg hatched exactly 17 years ago.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Nope, I'm only a few months younger than Gele, but Minecraft serves as a place to act like I'm still somewhat of a kid lel (tho in some ways I am, I suppose...)
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Fingerer lickin gud
    aaronjnc
    aaronjnc
    happy belated birthday!
    It seems you have been caught gangraping a duck. Please wait while SWAT arrests you. Thanks and good day.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    What? Has anyone been informing? I swear, snitches get stitches... Ahem. I mean. I deny everything.
    ChIcKeN fUcKeR, I dOn'T SpEaK YoUr LaNgUaGe. Go BaCk tO YoUr CoUnTrY FuCkInG TuCo. (Tuco is a movie reference. Look that shit up you fucking Taco)
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Thought you meant Tuco from Breaking Bad x.x Also if ye wanna call me food call me uh arroz con gandules
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    Tuco from the Good the Bad and the Ugly
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    3 old 5 me
    Parrots are coming to Minecraft...
    Grissum1
    Grissum1
    no one really cares bout the jungles tbh. And I don't care if they are lame or badass. Parrots are damn annoying. I would eat it if it's not considered cruel.
    Grissum1
    Grissum1
    actually, they should make parrots eatable since it's a bit harder to survive in a jungle than it is in plains or forest biomes.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Tru xd
    Dunno if anyone's following it but y'all Dutch gon get rekt by Puerto Rico at the World Baseball Classic tonight ;v
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    Puerto Rico breeds the best baseball players.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    (8
    Okay, I am going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home. You can be just like me!
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Have fun, don't stay out too late!
    Rip time flies.

    And so, in one last wheezing breath of blissful agony, the holidays expire. The darkness of night, refuge of the lonely and cutscene to our diurnal lives, envelops the cadaver of the Christmas vacations, already decaying in the depths of memory; when next the sun glances at us from her lofty throne, perhaps shrouded in cold winter vapors, school will be back.

    In short, ma holidayz are ovar and amma be a lot less active (relatively) x'd
    Mia's doing an art giveaway lel
    #1 Medic
    #1 Medic
    Mia is*
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Oh no you don't It is perfectly admissible within the laws of English grammar for the auxiliary verb "is" to be contracted into 's after a noun, especially in informal speech. So don't go grammar Nazi where you shouldn't, boi.
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