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    Join Total War! Real Earth Map 1:1500 scale, Unique weapons like Throwing Spears, Pistols, Muskets and Blunderbuss. Choose your ancestry to get special abilities and bonus stats (Example: Mediterranean has 2 bonus sword damage, 6 damage with sticks and faster mining of stone and cobble.) Start your own civilization or join an existing powerhouse. Use movecraft ships to conquer new lands, or use them to open up player based trade lanes with other factions. Will you be a tyrant thirsty for blood and power or will your civilization try to establish trade routes with others to grow your wealth? The choice is yours. Admins play on non-opped accounts when they fight or go to war so that new players have as good of a chance to succeed as veterans and admins. Staff abuse is not tolerated here, we want battles to be fair and realistic. To add to the realism, enderpearls, enchants, potions, god apples and minecraft boats are all unable to be used. If you need to cross an ocean or sea then make a movecraft sailboat and try not to sink it! Cannons plugin is enabled so watch out for those pesky pirates along trade routes.

    http://totalwar-official.enjin.com/

    SERVER IP: 167.114.100.168:43841
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Wow. Idk whether my interest is peaked by the server or by the fact that THE Ron Swanson has contacted me...
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    Greyman08
    Greyman08
    Do you have any idea how many innocent sheep are killed for this wool? and now you want to throw it away? how low.
    First I was demoralized when the moronic son of the man that destroyed the Puerto Rican healthcare system was elected as head of state.

    Then Donald Trump won the presidency.

    I have no words.
    Creo que los pollos deberían morir
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Dale. Que mueran, pa' que ustedes los humanos vean cómo les va sin ellos :v
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    Poison
    salvaje
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Mi rudeza es sin límites
    Hola niño pequeño! Mi nombre es papá.
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    ¡Hola papá! ¿Hay alguna razón, motivo o circumstancia debido a la cual me llamas niño pequeño, cuando claramente somos de más o menos la misma edad?
    Have a merry All Hallows' Eve;
    May you many candies recieve,
    And costume greatness achieve!

    ~
    Tobberz
    Tobberz
    i want a kekman for christmas
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Then your parents better start saving up cos this lil chickun is worth big bucks boi
    Tobberz
    Tobberz
    I'll steal your eggs!
    El loco pollo hombre
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    If we're gonna get technical, pollo is almost always used to refer to the meat of a dead chicken, or to the baby chick. A more correct translation would be "El gallo-hombre loco" or "El hombre gallina loco" ;3
    Mithlond
    Mithlond
    Ehh... Mi gusta? (0 spanish in mind)
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    Rip Spanish skills
    Bobbeh honey dun worry, you got your wish at last. Llamas are coming to minecraft, and they be coming fast.
    So, this today is the end of my summer holidays; I start 11th grade tomorrow. Personally, it has been a pretty awesome vacation, overall, the most obvious (and perhaps only) flaw being the Fall of Empire War. In the spirit of that, I will now succumb to peer pressure and share with you fine people my story of this amazing server. My apologies in advance if it results rather lengthy, I like writing when I have a good story to tell.

    I was introduced to Minecraft in 2012 by friends in Junior High School, and began to like it so much that by summer of 2013 I had purchased an account under the name of agencolar. My brother gradually became interested enough that he made the account as much his as it was mine. For a long while, I was a complete noob, and I hardly remember anything from that distant and yet relatively recent past. Sometime (my timeline is a bit blurry) between the start of 2014 and its summer I got a second account, ogeid60, to be able to join my brother in Hunger Games matches on a small server we used to play. Eventually, we got bored of said server, and me, being such a huge LotR fan, Googled "minecraft lotr server". It was an eventful search.

    Now, I am sorry about not remembering much about the earliest days. It may have well been Agen who first played the server (Morgul, perhaps?)... But oh, looking back, how glorious were those days! I wish I had known they were the good old days when I had lived them... Yet I'm glad I did. I vaguely remember Agen and I joining the forums during the final days of the Akam-Lazee flamewar, with me being the rather more vocal voice in the account, if I may say... A bit later, during the foresty-hub phase, we decided to donate for Lord, since it seemed the most profitable rank, with relatively low cost and good perks. I remember all too fondly playing Armored Troll, using /unite... Good times.

    Months passed. Things happened on other servers that led to my renaming of the ogeid60 account (by then pretty much abandoned since agencolar had a donor rank) to Cluckman, the "TheDerp" bit a welcome suggestion by my brother. I began to gain recognition as a separate individual from agencolar, who had gotten Veteran rank. The Point Class update occurred, which for me was the greatest point in my EW history; that short period during which Easterling Lord existed alongside Bonebreaker. Erebor came out. Then the first EULA happened.

    It all went downhill from there, though early 2016 saw a glimpse of past glory. And now, I bid farewell to you, O Empire War, greatest of all servers, boaster of the richest and most interesting community. I thank you for all the fun I had with you, at the expense of many many hours of my life. I don't regret any of it.
    Few times I've seen so many people from this community united, shame it's because of something like Zoom leaving... I suppose you're all expecting he'll sometime see the considerable outrage and return; if he did, would he be touched, or think us all hypocrites? That is the question...
    Gelek
    Gelek
    Definitely hypocrites
    Robwookie
    Robwookie
    Wait wot happened
    Cluckz
    Cluckz
    I'm like, one of the worst people to ask, since I still don't have a clear idea... What I know is that Zoom left and that people blamed Aasim, whose wall I was encouraged to spam. I refrained because I wasn't just gonna rain hell on someone until I knew the full story. I still don't.
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