"Please share your final stories on this server and enjoy your last days here. I will read through all of them." -Tim 2k16
Um... idk where to share my actual story on this server but I'll share it here
Documentary: Rise of the mixtape overlord and that one guy who makes everyone look smart.
Narrator (me you pleb): December something 2k something, a new world approaches. new people appear out of nowhere in empire war. But one man who is now retired started to kek these plebs. We will now travel like, 3 feet to see that pleb. *walks three feet to go to the next computer and kek some plebs. Then pretend he is two people at once*
Grissum1 (I'm gonna talk about my story for real this time): um, in all seriousness, when I first started, I was only good with troll since I know how to aim but can't dodge. My first role model in empire war I think was twgxslugger. I remember him destroying everyone in his way while I was walking next to him making him look badass. He was the first person to guide me through on what to do (well, he told the whole team what to do really). I think I had a 1.3 kd something when I met him? idk. But that 1.3 kd was trashed by him wiping the floor with blood XD. So, I think my kd was up by .10 and then I met m4rine_semperfi. I was on his dick mood when I first met him XD. That's because I was using troll I believe? But, then, he seems to be chill. (if you don't get on his dick mood at least). Well, anyways, once I get to know I'm, he showed me his helms and some other maps. I believe he said he wasn't dat good at redstone when he was young? But then, compared his skill at his young age to what my skills are now. I don't even have the balls to move my airship with command blocks. So, I guess that means I suck at redstone more than him at his young age which is quite embarrassing XD. Anyways, after a month or two, I met coryeckman I think that's his name XD. He was like the jackass of ew. And I thought I was a douchbag.
Cory: "It took that long to kill me?"
My thoughts: Well, ya. Your a fucking mage. You can heal your ass. you expect people to kill you easily when you have 20 instant regan potions? Jeez, and I thought Donald Trump doesn't have logic. Look at this guy. He can't even tell he's at full health when he uses those potions.
After that, I don't really remember much. I remember having a 5 minute battle with nativebrand. It's boring because he was a mage and I was a torcher. So, none of us died in the last 5 minutes. But, I ended up killing him before he throws his potion. Other than that, I don't remember much other than people making me look good whenever I'm archer. I suck at archery honestly. But people keep dying from me when I'm archer. So, I thought I should switch to mage because I suck at mage as well so people can have an advantage but that didn't change at all. Other than that, that's all I can remember.
