Grissum1

Topic: sjoerdtim is Illuminati (if you don't want to read this. Go to that paragraph on the bottom) Recently, I caught so much of Tim's quotes that I had to make him into an Illuminati member, for example, on fj333's wall, he said "No. Not no-more-rules. All rules are the same and if y'all keep misbehaving I'll only shut it down sooner." Here's another of my favorite quote from tim: "Just so you know. If we don't reach the needed amount of money this month I'm shutting down the entire network. I'm sick of paying all the extra money for a server I simply don't enjoy myself." After he said that, I knew what has to be done. Sorry to whoever requested "pornhub is Illuminati." I just had to. XD get some popcorn because tim the owner of empire war is about to get "owned!" Get it? no? ok I'll stfu.

After Tim's attitude about how he will close the server, does that mean he's part of the Illuminati? Lets find out. sjoerdtim. sjoerdtim is the owner of empire war. empire war. empire war rhymes with whore. Whore is a woman who engages in sexual activities for money. This action is legal in the Netherlands. The Netherlands is where Tim is. Does that seems to be a bit too suspicious? What does the Netherlands have to do with the Illuminati? Let's find out. The Netherlands is a country in western Europe. The Netherlands is ranked 17th on economics. The Netherlands means "lower countries?" So this is the message that Netherlands, which is where Tim lives, keeping from us? This must mean there will be a time where countries become "lower countries" and die off. However, I need more evidence that sjoerdtim is Illuminati. Tim claims he will be closing the server if he doesn't have enough donations. Donations. Donations has 9 letters. sjoerdtim also have 9 letters. 9+9=18. sjoerdtim is also 18. Remember, as I said, the Netherlands is ranked 17th on economics. 18-17=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Therefore,

sjoerdtim=Illuminati confirmed

Topic: Well, due to you hungry asses... I decided to make another one... but I will start off on who said that they wanted to be revealed first. The first person who said it is DeathValley105. Grab your popcorn because shit is about to get "deadly"

So, is DeathValley105 part of the Illuminati? lets find out. death valley. Death valley is a desert valley in California (put a dot there). Death valley rhymes with Maui. Maui is an Island in Hawaii. Hawaii is the 50th state. its city, honohulu, has the music station called Hawaii 105 Kine. Does the 105 sound familiar to you? Well, it has 105 on its name so does DeathValley105 (put another dot somewhere on Hawaii and lets move on). One of Hawaii's Islands is Lanai. Lanai rhymes with Moai. Moai is a stone figure created by people in easter island (now put that dot there). Now, connect all the dots. It formed into a triangle. The Illuminati is also a triangle. Therefore,

DeathValley105=Illuminati confirmed

CluckmanTheDerp is Illuminati

CluckmanTheDerp. A person known for being a cluck. Better grab your popcorn. because shit is about to get clucking real

So, is CluckmanTheDerp a part of the Illuminati? Lets break CluckmanTheDerp down to pieces. Lets start with Cluck. Cluck is a sound coming from a chicken. Now, ignore the derp part. Lets combine the two. Cluckman. You know what else is a "Cluckman?" That's right. The picture below. But what does this company has to do with CluckmanTheDerp? Well, lets find out. Cluck-u chicken was founded in 1985. It was promoted by some random guy in 2000. 2000 is the year Cluckman is born. Coincidence? I think not. Now, 2000-1985=15. Cluckman is currently 16. 16-15=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Therefore,

CluckmanTheDerp= Illuminati confirmed.

Topic: m4rine_semperfi is Illuminati (yes, I know I've become a Peladophobian clone but blame Nullsheep's questions for that. Don't spam his wall though )

m4rine_semperfi. A person known for trash talking in ew. But, is it because m4rine_semperfi part of the Illuminati? Well, lets find out. Lets take a look at the word semperfi. Semperfi is a latin phase that means Always faithful. It's the motto of the marine corps. So the name m4rine_semperfi suppose to mean marines always faithful. But what does that have to do with the 4 on his username? Well, lets take a look at the 4 on his name. 4 is the number of how many battalions there is in the marine raiders. They all combine into one marine raider regiment. 4-1=3. The illuminati also has 3 sides.

Therefore, m4rine_semperfi is illuminati
btw m4, don't take this seriously

I feel like Illuminati the shit out of everything now because of the fact that I answered null's questions in a mysterious way.

Book: Watch the DUI: Choices and Consequences video. Then answer one of the following two questions in your essay:
1. What are some things you can do or will now do to ensure that you are not placed in a similar situation
2. Think about how a DUI could affect your life. What would be the consequences I'm your life if you were to be convicted of a DUI?
Me: Why the fuck would I waste 30 minutes of watching mostly a guy getting arrested for drunk driving, talks on his old telephone, and was brought to court?! Seriously, like 15 minutes is just him being brought on the court! I can just read from the book and answer these questions easily in a 5 paragraph essay.

wasn't there a ew community being hosted on skype?

My steam account is Grissum2 if yall want to add me

Well, guys, let zoom's disappearance be a lesson in our community. You will be missed, zoom.

#BRINGBACKTHEZOOM

Ok, first of all, why the fuck am I being spammed with #BRINGBACKZOOM whenever I post something?

Jesus... why is everyone have to spam specifically captain?! I mean, yes, I am being a hypocrite since I did that but why specifically captain aasim?!

News: "Justin Bieber has been arrested for street racing"
Woman: "There's nothing wrong with street racing"
Me: "Ya, totally. no sarcasm at all *cough cough* there's nothing wrong with this picture at all. They seem to be totally safe. No sarcasm whatsoever *cough cough* "

Fangirls like them... jesus christ. It's pathetic. Fucking pathetic. seriously, take a look at this picture. Tell me how there's absolutely nothing fucking wrong with this picture (btw, this picture is not an accident involving justin bieber. it's a random street race accident)

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Yes guys, this is actually a country. It's located somewhere below the United Kingdom. And yes, they even have a sports team. surprisingly, they fought off a bunch of mercenaries that are equipped with speedboats, jet skis, and helicopters.

Guys, does the crossbowman on ToW work like the uruk crossbowman on helms deep? Also, is it on every map on ToW?

Me when I found out that My Chemical Romance are not actually going to have a reunion

I like how everyone is talking about what they are gonna do after empire war is gone and then Tobberz is just randomly passing by saying "come to epic questz!"

Well crap... I can't go on to see empire war's last days because I still have stuff to do... and yes, I would go to tales of war but due to butt hurt motherfuckers who hate on the ew community, I will stay a hippie on aaron's server and retire.

Well, thx to el, Aaron's server got my connection timed out... thx elrith -_-