Grissum1

The list of Illuminati suggestions from 3 days ago to today:
1. EnderMatrul is Illuminati requested by EnderMatrul
2. Szucsclan is Illuminati requested by Szucsclan
3. Pornhub is Illuminati requested by Long Live The Queen !
4. Mia is Illuminati requested by Mia
5. Only_God is Illuminati by Only_God
6. DimitriP_13421 is Illuminati by DimitriP_13421
7. assassiniv is Illuminati by assassiniv
8. PoisonPot is Illuminati by PoisonPot
9. ShIXTank is Illuminati by ShiXTank
10. bobbymech is Illuminati by bobbymech

Feel free to request an Illuminati topic if you're name is not there

Topic: gooal123 is Illuminati

gooal123. gooal123 is a koala. Koalas lives on trees. Trees rhymes with Hercules. Hercules is a myth. You know what else is a myth. That's right. Drop bears. Drop bears are in Australian folklore. They are the predatory, carnivorous version of the Koala. Coincidence? I think not. But what does the drop bear has to do with gooal123 being a part of the Illuminati? lets find out. Take a look at 7:42 and 8:12 on one of the montages he made down below. Woah! isn't that something a drop bear would do? I thought so. So, my bad. gooal123 was actually a drop bear this whole time. Lets move on. Now, 812-742=70. gooal is rank 38 on that server I just showed you. 70-38=32. 32 rhymes with boobs. boobs are round and there's two of them on a human. a drop bear's nose is also round but there's only one. Now add them up. 2+1=3. The Illuminati also have 3 sides. therefore,

gooal123 (also a drop bear. totally not a koala)=Illuminati confirmed.

God damnit. I need one more like on the "sjoerdtim is Illuminati" post and the fire icon shows up and my life will be completed XD

Surprisingly, the "CluckmanTheDerp is Illuminati" seems to be the more popular than the "sjoerdtim is Illuminati" one. It's weird because sjoerdtim is a living meme compared to CluckmanTheDerp. Sadly, The "CluckmanTheDerp is Illuminati" one doesn't have enough likes to show a fire icon

Topic: Grissum1 is Illuminati ( after this, I'll move on to the suggestions that you made from 2 days ago to today ). Grab some popcorn because this shit is fire!

Grissum1. Grissum1 is known for retarded mixtape jokes when it comes to Uruk Torcher. Uruk Torcher. Torcher rhymes with torture. Torture is basically abuse. Uruk Torcher is known for abusing mixtapes when throwing it, well, if you are Grissum. Anyways, you know who else have mixtapes? That's right. b.LaY. B.LaY is a rapper. He left nine lives to work on his mixtapes. B.LaY co op with Deuce, which is Grissum's favorite solo artist. Does that seems a bit too suspicious? But what does Deuce have to do with Grissum1 being a part of the Illuminati? Well, lets find out. Deuce is a former member of Hollywood Undead. Hollywood Undead. It consist of 5 members. My bad. I forgot about the homie funny man. So it's 6 members. It took one year to finish swan songs. It took two years to find a music label to not censor their music. After one year, they added two bonus tracks. after that year, Deuce is now kicked out of Hollywood Undead. So, lets subtract all the members by the years. 6-1-2-1-1=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Therefore,

Grissum1=Illuminati confirmed

Topic: Warlord0009 is Illuminati. Due to the fact that Warlord threatens to send an army at me, I'll have to make another one of these. Grab your popcorn, because shit is about to get blown up by the VDV and the KGB.

Warlord0009. A guy known for being a communist. Communist. Communist Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un is the supreme leader of North Korea. Kim Jong Un cancels a visit in Russia. Russia is where Warlord is. Does that seems a bit too suspicious? What is Kim Jong Un hiding from us? Well, Lets find out. Kim Jong Un enjoys nukes. Russia has the largest amounts of nukes. But why did Kim Jong Un cancels a visit in Russia if he likes nukes? Does that has something to do with the Illuminati? Well, lets find out. Lets compare Kim Jong Un and Warlord0009. Kim Jong Un is a leader of an armed forces. Warlord is also a leader of an armed forces. Kim Jong Un is a communist. Warlord is also a communist. Warlord has 4 numbers. 0+0+0+9=9. Kim Jong Un also have 9 letters. Warlord is against democracy. Kim Jong Un is against democracy. Their common enemy supports democracy so therefore it's 2 against democracy and 1 that supports democracy so 2-1=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Woah! Does this seems suspicious, maybe Kim Jong Un is preventing us to realize that he and warlord are actually the ones working for the Illuminati making an excuse that Russia refused to meet Pyongyang demands so we can assume that their relationship in unstable but in reality they are working together to destroy the enemy which is the United States and every other enemy that defies them with those large amounts of nukes that Russia has without us realize they were allies the whole time leaving only them and the Illuminati as a superpower. Therefore,

Warlord0009 (along with Kim Jong Un)=Illuminati confirmed

Topic: sjoerdtim is Illuminati (if you don't want to read this. Go to that paragraph on the bottom) Recently, I caught so much of Tim's quotes that I had to make him into an Illuminati member, for example, on fj333's wall, he said "No. Not no-more-rules. All rules are the same and if y'all keep misbehaving I'll only shut it down sooner." Here's another of my favorite quote from tim: "Just so you know. If we don't reach the needed amount of money this month I'm shutting down the entire network. I'm sick of paying all the extra money for a server I simply don't enjoy myself." After he said that, I knew what has to be done. Sorry to whoever requested "pornhub is Illuminati." I just had to. XD get some popcorn because tim the owner of empire war is about to get "owned!" Get it? no? ok I'll stfu.

After Tim's attitude about how he will close the server, does that mean he's part of the Illuminati? Lets find out. sjoerdtim. sjoerdtim is the owner of empire war. empire war. empire war rhymes with whore. Whore is a woman who engages in sexual activities for money. This action is legal in the Netherlands. The Netherlands is where Tim is. Does that seems to be a bit too suspicious? What does the Netherlands have to do with the Illuminati? Let's find out. The Netherlands is a country in western Europe. The Netherlands is ranked 17th on economics. The Netherlands means "lower countries?" So this is the message that Netherlands, which is where Tim lives, keeping from us? This must mean there will be a time where countries become "lower countries" and die off. However, I need more evidence that sjoerdtim is Illuminati. Tim claims he will be closing the server if he doesn't have enough donations. Donations. Donations has 9 letters. sjoerdtim also have 9 letters. 9+9=18. sjoerdtim is also 18. Remember, as I said, the Netherlands is ranked 17th on economics. 18-17=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Therefore,

sjoerdtim=Illuminati confirmed

Topic: Well, due to you hungry asses... I decided to make another one... but I will start off on who said that they wanted to be revealed first. The first person who said it is DeathValley105. Grab your popcorn because shit is about to get "deadly"

So, is DeathValley105 part of the Illuminati? lets find out. death valley. Death valley is a desert valley in California (put a dot there). Death valley rhymes with Maui. Maui is an Island in Hawaii. Hawaii is the 50th state. its city, honohulu, has the music station called Hawaii 105 Kine. Does the 105 sound familiar to you? Well, it has 105 on its name so does DeathValley105 (put another dot somewhere on Hawaii and lets move on). One of Hawaii's Islands is Lanai. Lanai rhymes with Moai. Moai is a stone figure created by people in easter island (now put that dot there). Now, connect all the dots. It formed into a triangle. The Illuminati is also a triangle. Therefore,

DeathValley105=Illuminati confirmed

CluckmanTheDerp is Illuminati

CluckmanTheDerp. A person known for being a cluck. Better grab your popcorn. because shit is about to get clucking real

So, is CluckmanTheDerp a part of the Illuminati? Lets break CluckmanTheDerp down to pieces. Lets start with Cluck. Cluck is a sound coming from a chicken. Now, ignore the derp part. Lets combine the two. Cluckman. You know what else is a "Cluckman?" That's right. The picture below. But what does this company has to do with CluckmanTheDerp? Well, lets find out. Cluck-u chicken was founded in 1985. It was promoted by some random guy in 2000. 2000 is the year Cluckman is born. Coincidence? I think not. Now, 2000-1985=15. Cluckman is currently 16. 16-15=1. The Illuminati has one eye. Therefore,

CluckmanTheDerp= Illuminati confirmed.

Topic: m4rine_semperfi is Illuminati (yes, I know I've become a Peladophobian clone but blame Nullsheep's questions for that. Don't spam his wall though )

m4rine_semperfi. A person known for trash talking in ew. But, is it because m4rine_semperfi part of the Illuminati? Well, lets find out. Lets take a look at the word semperfi. Semperfi is a latin phase that means Always faithful. It's the motto of the marine corps. So the name m4rine_semperfi suppose to mean marines always faithful. But what does that have to do with the 4 on his username? Well, lets take a look at the 4 on his name. 4 is the number of how many battalions there is in the marine raiders. They all combine into one marine raider regiment. 4-1=3. The illuminati also has 3 sides.

Therefore, m4rine_semperfi is illuminati
btw m4, don't take this seriously

I feel like Illuminati the shit out of everything now because of the fact that I answered null's questions in a mysterious way.

Book: Watch the DUI: Choices and Consequences video. Then answer one of the following two questions in your essay:
1. What are some things you can do or will now do to ensure that you are not placed in a similar situation
2. Think about how a DUI could affect your life. What would be the consequences I'm your life if you were to be convicted of a DUI?
Me: Why the fuck would I waste 30 minutes of watching mostly a guy getting arrested for drunk driving, talks on his old telephone, and was brought to court?! Seriously, like 15 minutes is just him being brought on the court! I can just read from the book and answer these questions easily in a 5 paragraph essay.

wasn't there a ew community being hosted on skype?

My steam account is Grissum2 if yall want to add me

Well, guys, let zoom's disappearance be a lesson in our community. You will be missed, zoom.

#BRINGBACKTHEZOOM

Ok, first of all, why the fuck am I being spammed with #BRINGBACKZOOM whenever I post something?

Jesus... why is everyone have to spam specifically captain?! I mean, yes, I am being a hypocrite since I did that but why specifically captain aasim?!

News: "Justin Bieber has been arrested for street racing"
Woman: "There's nothing wrong with street racing"
Me: "Ya, totally. no sarcasm at all *cough cough* there's nothing wrong with this picture at all. They seem to be totally safe. No sarcasm whatsoever *cough cough* "

Fangirls like them... jesus christ. It's pathetic. Fucking pathetic. seriously, take a look at this picture. Tell me how there's absolutely nothing fucking wrong with this picture (btw, this picture is not an accident involving justin bieber. it's a random street race accident)

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