Gundabad1

Join the Elder Scrolls Character-RP, of craft. Aka Dark Lord Sithis Because Skyrim, BELONGS TO THE NORDS.

Anyone else who has days when he is invulnerable? That feeling, "happy", I swear, thats my drug today. And I have to say, it feels incredible.

Merry christmas to all and happy holidays.

Sadly this year a little twist, currently sitting in a waiting room in the section 'oncology' (Cancer treatment) for a younger cousin. Having all of a sudden a very high temperature he was taken here because of his past with Cancer. And here I am sitting with on the other Side of the Seats his jacket.

I dont get this one, though.

Joined the RPGuilds server once, challenged everyone to a pvp fight (no emotes) and won quite easily. They still make memes even after I got banned, had to share them:

Scrub

I thought about something I havent done in a long time,
Remember the Fellowship of the Ring? Where the Fellowship is about to enter Moria, but then gets disturbed by the Watcher in the Water?

Some of you may think that the Watcher in the Water was just waiting for prey for hundreds of years to eat, - and I do not deny this possibility. But what made this attack so mysterious, is that it out of all of them, it attacked Frodo. Who at that point would wield the Ring.

And here is where it gets interesting, Gandalf mentioned in the books that there are older and fouler things beneath the world than Orcs, and even Sauron. The Watcher is a beast older than Sauron himself. But, that would be quite insane dont you think? Gandalf may spoke about Sauron's age after he became Evil. Reducing the amounts of years, but still making it thousands of years old.

Why did it first attack Frodo out of all of them? Maybe he looked for a simple prey? But why Frodo out of the exact 4 Hobbits? The Watcher was no mere oversized squid this proves. The Watcher sensed the Will of the Ring, making it related to the world of Shadows, and proving that it has a Spirit in that world. And those who are in contact with the spirit world are of no good most of the time.

Conclusions:

Its an oversized squid, who happened to live there and attack Frodo first out of coinsidence (chance: 1%)

During the First Age, when Morgoth bred foul things in places such as the misty mountains, The Watcher was one of his creations. A powerful servant of the first Dark lord that was a 'failed experiment'. Due to this he was not used for any war purposes, but simply let him to his faith somewhere in the mountain ranges of the misty mountains. (chance: 50%)

The Watcher is an ancient Maiar, who himself indeed was bend to serve Morgoth, but the plans changed later on. Cursing the beast to roam these lakes forever. The tremendous willpower that it needed to enter the Shadow world would make him very capable of using the Ring for his own purposes, and not suffer any consequences. He would not serve Sauron. But take on a new form (perhaps the form before he was cursed into being a giant squid) and claim to be a new dark lord in Middle Earth. There are rumors about him being a former Elf, after betrayal, cursed to live in this form until the end of times. (chance: 49%)

Server new Record, Papa Stalin cannot be prouder (unless he kills all his generals again). 18 people!

Server enjoying alot of people again, papa Stalin is proud of u all.

Ever realised how there are 3 kinds of people in every board game?

1. The typical honourful person, the person who feels bad after doing the smallest thing wrong. He rather plays fair and doesnt like to use unfair advantages to manipulate the outcome of a game.

2. The absolute brainless person, playing with someone like this doesnt even statisfy your win, which makes it quite annoying. He agrees with everything you say, doesnt even try to fight back, reminds me of the French.

3. The sneaky person, this one will use schemes, unfair advantages, and cheats to win. All for the glory of winning, would do anything to achieve victory, quite fun to play like this. Because, ofcourse, It isnt cheating if you weren't caught.

Imagine if a bunch of us (peeps I have in my friends list) would do something in Nature. Like, how good would we survive? Do you have a special survival instinct? Do you know how to survive for months? I would like to know, how alot of you would react if we would do that in real life. And how you would react. Do you think you would see fit as the leader of the group? Or someone who rather gets commanded? So here's a little story about what happened.

*everyone is camping*
*Apocalypse happens, the known world is wiped away while we dont realise it since we are somewhere deep in Alaskan woods*
*we try to survive*

Example: assassiniv would gather wood to prepare a fire, since he in real life is a great wood worker, and knows everything about wood (idk).
craftking178 would hunt for fish or deer (idk).
DeathValley105 *ded*

Gundabad1: *Take control and implement communism*

Tell me, what the reason would be for you to be useful for us

When you're talking to someone and he suddenly tells you how he slipped his penis in his sisters vagina and she pregnant now

*SOVIET ANTHEM EARRAPE INTENSIFIES*

Why is it so loud???

We got ambushed, we got attacked.. The air was filled with smoke and blood, and Battle, was upon us. How one ordinairy day changed into a thunderous storm of death and grief.. That I cannot answer. We lost an ally that day, and gained a friend. He will be avenged, as long as we draw breath..

We few escaped the sudden ambush, but our friend lost his life, in a cruel way. Grissum1 was taken captive as me, DimitriP_13421 and 1488 managed to escape. We all took different escape ways but it was too late for our Haradrim ally, Hassan Tano. The only thing I heard when we escaped, was a terribly cry that filled his lungs and could be heard in the world of both the living, and the dead.

A grudge has been noted. A grudge, worthy of entering the Dammaz Kron. The Mountains will march on those that caused this, never sleeping endless forges are working day and night. We will take this grudge into battles that will echo down the ages..

RIP Grissum1 2k17-2k17

K I just decided I despise low life like how you bunch of cunts live. I decide to become rich and (in)famous from now on. Hate me for my new life choice, I will dab on you anyway.

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat?

When something is so relatable, its dictatable.