Riko son of Pdor son of Kmer

Cards Against Humanity, Antzorg declares :"This is the most welsh thing you'll ever read."
The result is: "What will always get you laid? Interspecies marriage".

I want to bear this guy's children.

MAP GAME V - D&D's for boys AKA the new, fantasy themed Map Game is now live on Black Flames: http://blackflamesrp.enjin.com/forum/m/37366541/viewthread/29947341-map-game-v-dds-for-boys/page/1

RIKO

Gentlemen, after a veeery long time, I decided to conclude the epic, intense, stratospheric Team Niffler VS Team Erumpent battle.

And the winner is...

...Niffler.
Goddamn Nifflers.
By 3 votes. Nifflers.
N-I-F-F-L-E-R-S.

... Slimegirl24 , I'm the loser, what's my punishment?

Little rant against Ragnarok:
http://www.ragnarokroleplay.co/forum/m/29428428/viewthread/29781662-how/post/last#last

VIKHJARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is the name of my faction inspired by Norse and Viking culture on Black Flames, a survival/factions/roleplay server by none other than Hents!

So, what are you waiting for? JOIN THE VIKINGS!
http://blackflamesrp.enjin.com/forum/page/1/m/37366541/viewthread/29742516-vikhjarta-where-all-vike

GAY MARRIAGE

Now that I have your attention, let us talk about

BLACK FLAMES

Now that I have your attention again, let us talk about the reopening of Black Flames, a survival role-playing faction developed none other than our friend Hentz (quoting you to give a link for your wall).
It has several interesting things, including:
ORE VEINS, meaning you'll have to earn iron through war or trade and not by just digging a hole in the ground!
DISEASES, meaning you can torture your prisoners by throwing syphilis against them!
ORIGINAL LORE, which we all love'n such!
YOUR EW FRIENDS, which will probably hate you for claiming a land before the server's actual opening!
The links to follow its reopening and development:
-Hents's Wall: http://blackflamesrp.enjin.com/profile/5701130
-The Black Flames Forums: http://blackflamesrp.enjin.com/forum

Now, I also want to talk about MY POSSIBLE FACTION on Black Flames, which I'll probably not even lead, myself being a moron'n such.
Introducing VIKHJARTA, inspired by Norse, Viking, Slavic, Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, Skelligan cultures!
Why should you join? One word: TO VIKE, or 'to raid' for the peons. But we won't raid always, we aren't morons.
Why am I saying we, tho? I don't have people to do this faction!
So, why not come and be a Viking yourself? Here's the post:
http://blackflamesrp.enjin.com/foru...42516-vikhjarta-where-all-vike/post/last#last
So, what're you waiting for? Come and be a Vikhjartan Viking, a Feudal Blackfyrean, a RedDagger Roman, a Futile Westmarchen, a Bastard Gurnisson (of course I'm joking, Gundie) or whatever you want to be! But be a Viking, please.

how bout dat

agenkolar EnderMatrul You guys still at soup?

So, uh, it's done.
The Witcher 3 plus all DLCs. Clear. Done. Finished.
Two months of tribulations, glitches and emotions. Done. Over.

Seriously, you should go play it. Or watch it, it's basically a movie, along with a masterpiece, a work of pure love, a testament to Polish and others' culture and folklore...an experience that is really, really...interesting.

Like Bucky you might not feel interest from this world: I mean, it's got elves, magic, GoT-style politics, but it's interesting because you actually get to interact with these things, and in time you get to love them, along with all the detail CD Projekt Red put in to give this world and all they put in life.

Oh, there's also Roach. Roach can cross the oceans because he'll always be there for you. Unless there's an Alp: if there's an Alp, he'll just throw you to your death and flee the f**k away.

UPDATE: If you're curious about what these references to folklore'n culture (and they're many), I'm all ears

Don't mind this too.

For some reason the general concept of the Night's Watch intrigues me, so ere's our warriors fighting a giant.

MANHOOD

Love how no one will ever recognise my cover.

So, uh, hello.
I made this bestiary-like thing just for fun.
Also has some 'odd language', but it clearly doesn't mean anything. Not like there's a secret code or anything. There's no code, don't worry. I didn't insult all of you in secret. I didn't. There is no code. Useless to ask if there's a code: there is no code.

THERE IS NO CODE

I think I earned an Achievement.

*attempts to sing LOTR theme*
http://ragnarokforums.enjin.com/home/m/42500712/article/4093784

So yeah, 1 month RP with your EW buddies.
JOIN NOW FOR NUDES(not mine, of course.)

AAAAAAAAATTENTION DUDES!
Titan_Kronos_ , which you may not know is TITAAAAAAAAAANNNN KRONOOOOOOOOOOS, will ADD 1 MONTH to RAGNAROK RP if we RALLY 20 PEOPLE!

That's right, for ONE MONTH you can experience Forum RP like some of us did in the past!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
ARE YOU A VETERAN WHO LEFT AND WILL TRY IT OUT AGAIN FOR NOSTALGIA OR CURIOSITY?
ARE YOU A VIRGIN WHO WANTS TO FEEL THE SAME THINGS WE ALL FELT ONE OR TWO YEARS AGO?
ARE YOU A MORON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO IN HIS LIFE?
...
...well, THAT IS THE RIGHT PLACE FOR ALL OF YOU!

Say the Niffler is cute? Well, too bad! I decided to copy the previous concept arts of the niffler, and this was the first! I'll redo the post once I finish the other two.

EDIT: Apparently the Internet already has them.
http://www.standard.co.uk/goingout/...ptured-in-stunning-book-a3405141.html#gallery
This also removes the need for me to draw a few concepts.

Antzorg is making a giveaway for one game in six:

Guild Wars 2 : Heroic edition
Chivalry Medieval Warfare
Goat Simulator
Torchlight 2
Magicka 2
Kholat

Like his post, spread it on your wall, choose a number between one and 100 to post under his post.

Of course I'll win this time > : )