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Well shit. I just did the easiest roast battle. My friend only came up with 1 or 2 good ones and I came up with like 15 or so. It was still quite fun.

Army JROTC mission statement: "To motivate young people to be better citizens"

Lets be real here, no one gives a single fuck on aiming to what the statement says above. In a matter of fact, it just made people worse, in all ways or in a certain way. Surprisingly this is founded by Congress in 1916 (last year was the 100th anniversary) yet no cadet improve at all. They should changed the statement to: "To motivate young people to be better assholes" which is mostly true because most of the people I met there are assholes. But, what do I know? I'm just a douchebag who talks shit in school and in here so I'm probably not the best person to ask.

Honestly, I'm still looking for something in the internet to talk shit about because I have nothing else to post.

GamerAced will be hosting a test roleplay. Go to his wall for more info plebs.

Arby's logic: Slicing meat at your store means it's fresh

Finally they got rid of their shitty futuristic shit.

He who reach the hearse Is he who depicts fiction in his verse

"it turns out there's a large source of salty water that's turning the water blood red"

Oh, so if I shove saltwater up my ass, my shit will turn red? Bruh, do your research, please, even though it's not that hard to realized it's iron oxide in the saltwater.

I kinda feel bad after I place some weird stuff in RedADV 's wall....
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... eh, I got bored

I make good names, huh?

Do yall know any other articles as bullshit as this?

Ironically, Hitler's birthday somehow became my lucky day. All of my tests are cancelled, I don't have to finish that one stupid game in Korean language class, with the exception of proving all my friends that I was right on something, I'm somehow hyped af (not the drug definition though) even though I slept late for the entire month just to study, roasting people got easier, I didn't get notice when I keep fucking around with the leadership students by throwing baby carrots at them while they make some sort of ice drink (I swear. One carrots actually landed on one of the cups), I don't have a lot of math homework, and my dad came home. :3

So 1488 , what kind of sorcery is this? You said tomorrow's Hitler's birthday yesterday and then today, I immediately got lucky.

TOMORROW'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY

It feels great to go back to school after spring break... for roasting of course. Work is boring.

You'll get popped poppin' all that shit you pop

aaronjnc how the hell do you have 2 columns that says rules?

Join my fac on aaron's. Neues/n Pruessen. Basically Prussia and the 2nd Reich and German Empire.

My dad is coming home tonight. He doesn't live with us which is why it's a rare thing for me. I want him to help me complete the "STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE" achievement in left 4 dead 2, which is completing all campaigns in expert. I could of done it myself but it wouldn't be fun if I did it by looking for a certain expert game and complete it from there.