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When north korea is thinking of invading south korea.

Oh wow I have the power to block ppl in 2 seconds! I Have so much power!!!!

On nations at war, they elected a guy just because he had king rank, and then he turned out to not even speak english, gg.

"I lucid dreamed of flying over a field of chickens" ~Zoom 2k16

that moment when the pokemon go kid gets laid more then you (found on [user]10097965[/user] 's wall)

Harambe faked his own death, then crawled out the coffin and ran away. seen here is a rare picture of him battling the zookeepers using earthbending as they tried to apprehend him.

According to trump,
Hillary and Obama formed ISIS
Hillary and china made up global warming
Hillary's mentor is a KKK member, and the leader of the KKK even is voting for him... lol
He even said "If we have nukes, why can't we use them?"

Seriously, I don't like any of them but everything he says sounds ridiculous, And people still trust him more with nukes, Idk I could be wrong, if so someone please explain to me how Hillary is worse then this.

Googled "how the world will end"

Merry early Christmas!

This refugee crisis is getting so ridiculous it's getting to the extent where people are dehumanizing them because of their culture.

Sure if they come in their culture is gonna make problems and stuff, like their standers against dogs(Dogs aren't as domesticated in the middle-east), and problems with burkas(People are saying its "hiding identity"), etc

Sure I'm not a big fan of their culture either, but at least let them in ffs, why tf would you leave them to die because you and them have different standards?

Now alot of you might say "y dont they just fight for their country" its a civil war between like 5 different groups, and probably way more tiny ones.
If it was a war between nations, its easier for civilians to choose sides since their own goverment isnt bombing them.

Now I have alot of points on the problems with the culture/religious problems that I wanna mention but I'll make that in a later post, because this post is just stating common sense and obvious human ethics.

*Playing mc*

Person: 99.999999999% percent of Minecraft players are squeakers
Me: Technically, that many decimals starts to make fractions of people so that means ever Minecraft players are squekers, including you :3
Person: well im not autistic so im not one
Me: Autism doesn't change your voice :3
Person: no thats not what I meant I they are autistic but im not because theyr dumb
Person: Autism just effects your social skills and a few other things, but not general stupidity, Its actually hard to notice if someone is autistic online since chatting online is different then talking irl.
Person: well i learned that ur autistic bc ur g 3 y
(gay but it was censored on the server)
Me: Your sexuality doesn't effect your intelligence, And even if it did, you probably wouldn't be able to tell their sexuality by arguing someone for less then a minute using online chat.
Person: *Continues with nonsense*

*Playing another game of mc*
Guy with Pedobear skin(Not Adam): *Gets accused of x-ray hacks(Was pretty obvious but that's not the point*
Me: *Not involved in the argument*
Pedobear guy: *calls guy downy because they accused him(down syndrome)*
Me: Down Syndrome doesn't effect your intelligence that much most of the time, only your appearance.

Seriously I don't mind people using autistic and stuff as an insult because its offensive really, but then what bugs me is how they use it incorrectly, they think it means you are just generally "dumb" which is extremely ironic

If you are gonna use it as an insult you can atleast learn what it even means
And then again they think homosexuality gives you low intelligence

Then when I tell them what it actually means they are like "well im not a psycohly exoport so how du zuspect me to kno XxdXxDDDDDDD"

Then why tf did you use it in the first place?

Sorry for the little rant, just needed to say this :3

Tobberz

Thank you Mia for this amazing B-Day present. I'm sure you put alot of time and effort into this!

When there is literally videos on youtube on how to put down a kitten

EULA Evading servers in a nutshell
(Sorry for the bad photoshop skills, I'm to lazy to fix it)

Lol, Someone just called a steam game so crappy that they didn't even buy it and instead pirated it, and the quit half way through

Complete fail, Unless this guy is some top-wanted hacker there is no way he pirated it.
Please, if you are gonna lie about not buying a game just to give it a negative review, At least do it for a game that's not from steam.

(Giveaway post, scroll away if you are not intrested)

Driven is hosting a Back to School giveaway that's worth $120!

(i was not sure if i was suppost to make my own post or if i had to copy and paste that red text so i just copied and pasted)

Big thanks to this guy named mrgarretto, he made a mcedit filter that I can use to easily select and update all the commands in command blocks to make them working in the newest versions

MOJANG WHY
I SPEND SO LONG CREATING 1.10 MAPS
AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU CHANGED ALL THE ENTITY IDS FOR THE SUMMON COMMAND AND OTHERS? SO I HAVE TO GO BACK AND CHANGE ALL OF THEM? FFS MOJANG WHY

okay sorry for the rant..

How to be succesful at youtube

Step 1: Create your channel
Step 2: Make your videos in all caps
Step 3: In your videos rant about people you don't like
Step 4: Profit