GravyFries

Seriously though.
Come to Alaurin Roleplay!
I so lonely!
;-;

Here's everything you never wanted to know about the sea pig.
Enjoy.

Obama teaming up with Hillary
It goes something like this:

I was tired of my lady, we´d been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape"

I didn´t think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I´m nobody´s poet, I thought it wasn´t half bad

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
I´m not much into health food, I am into champagne
I´ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we´ll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it´s you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You´re the love that I´ve looked for, come with me, and escape"

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, come with me, and escape"

Well, I figured it was about time I posted something on my wall so here it is:
Alaurin Roleplay ain't half bad.
That is all

Trolls! Gosh darn it, Wells!

If Ender's server doesn't come back on soon, I think I might explode.

Okay. This may either be the greatest idea in the history of mankind OR bona fide proof that I am clinically insane.
Okay:
Here it is:
What if...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...
joined...
the X-Men

Reasons:
1) He is a mutant (shows traits not parallel to any other reindeer out there)
2) He is a hero (saved Christmas and helped defeat a giant evil snow monster)
3) He is widely known and therefore would add a great deal of publicity to the X-Men
4) I really want to see a showdown between Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and some random OP supervillain.

Finally fixed that god forsaken skin bug! Here's the legit version that you will now see instead of that other weird cloaked thing (scroll down several posts to see the latter):

What do you guys think I should do career-wise? This is as much asking for advice as it is wanting to see your answers . Don't say anything ridiculous like armpit-sniffer or roadkill collector, though. I want legit answers based on your evaluations on my personality.

Well, the time has come to waste ten or twenty minutes on writing a post about the Brotherhood of the Eye. Many of you out there are probably wondering, "What is the Brotherhood of the Eye? What do they do? How are they organized? Why does this kid keep asking questions we know he's going to answer later in his post?" Well, here it is.

The Brotherhood of the Eye:
The Brotherhood of the Eye is a semi-secret organization that has existed ever since Sauron returned to the mainland of Middle Earth after his defeat at Numenor. I say semi-secret because although we make our existence known, we like to keep actual details about the organization secret. It is only after permission from our unnamed leader was granted that I was allowed to write this post on the sole condition that I not reveal any of its actual members (besides myself). So, let's begin.

Motives: Our mission is to bring about peace to the entire world-- by ruling all of it simultaneously and destroying any who resist us. Under the watchful eye of Sauron we have been secretly manipulating every major government and organization that has come into existence since Sauron's migration to the mainland. Even the great realm of Gondor is putty in our hands.

Organization:
The Brotherhood of the Eye is composed of three branches: the Brotherhood (main body), the Servants of Sauron (messengers of Sauron and sorcerers), and the Chosen (assassins and most elite warriors). The ranks in each of the branches are as follows:
Brotherhood: Elder, Sage, Agent, Trustee, Recruit.
Servants of Sauron: Elder, Shadow Sage, Fiend, youngling
Chosen: Elder, Sage, Warrior, Mercenary, Draftee
Members address those below their rank and one rank higher than them as "Brother" and those two or more ranks above them as "Father". In the case of the Servants, the adjective "Dark" is added in front of these two names as in "Dark Brother" and "Dark Father" There can only be one Elder in every branch. The three Elders together run the entire Brotherhood. Them and all of the sages from the Council of Fathers which make all of the major decisions.

Finally, to answer the last question, I used the questions in the opening paragraph to draw the reader's attention. If you are reading this after having read all of the above: Congratulations! You've just wasted two or three minutes of your life reading information that will probably turn out to be worthless. Our headquarters is on the EpicQuestz Middle Earth Build Server. Our hideouts are everywhere...

I saw this quiz on Ender's wall and thought I'd give it a spin. If these results offend you, please go be offended somewhere else. Below is a comments section, not a complaints department.

What you look like from my prospective XD

Like if you love America

Results of RP test (Unknown until posted):

Two weeks in and I'm already sick of high school.

Behold:

This is one of the many reasons why I am a Republican.

First once in my life