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  • This took me 1 hour to build. Should I make a whole map looking like this? :3
    Kevin
    Kevin
    1 hour? Well the statues were already built pretty sure that those took a couple o' hours. I believe that u made the rest in 1 hour since it isn't that much
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    You must be fun at parties.
    Kevin
    Kevin
    Yeah I am. Since I am drunk at every single party.
    My friend just texts me this:

    Bob and dave are in the desert. They have no food for 2 days and they're both starving. Further ahead they see a mosque. Dave sais to Bob that they need to change names. Bob disagrees and continues with the name Bob. Dave sais his name is Mohammed. They both enter the mosque and say their names. The people immidiatly give food to Bob, then they look at Dave and say. No, no Mohammed, you can't eat during the ramadan.
    Just met my new classmates today. They're all nice and friendly. I told this girl I was going to the cinema on Monday and she asked if she could join xD Told her we're going with a bunch of guys and she said.. well I don't care about the orther guys. Then I just said sure.. xD Is she trying to flirt with me? XD Orther than that, This new school seems chill ^^
    Friend: Hey dude, I just realised I forgot to buy you something for your birthday. Remember the game desk I have? You can have it, I'm getting a new one soon.

    Me: Dude wtf, where you been living? in a cave or something? My birthday was 4 months ago. Ohh and thanks, I'd appreciate it!

    Getting a new gaming desk soon ;3
    Just gonna name some good memories me and Cath had toghether.

    We were secretly dating (Both parents didn't know yet). Then someone opened the door randomly when we just started video calling for the first time. I was like "Shit!". It was my 8 years old sis thankfully. Phew holy shit. Almost busted there XD

    This orther time I almost choked on Ice tea and spit it out. We both started laughing XD

    Or the time when we watched Oblivion and we were joking around about the movie. It was really funny and awesome XD (If you read this Cath I hope we can do that again some time :3 )

    But yea, there's some more stuff but these were some really funny times we had toghether
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    [user]9121890[/user] How is your life fucked when you had two girlfriends and they broke up with you? Aren't you my age (that would be 17)? You CAN'T be stupid enough to think that ANYTHING at this age is gonna last long... what do you expect? That you will marry some underage girl while you yourself are like 18/19? I tell you what, you shouldn't be so fucking desperate. I, for my part, don't want a family until I'm like 35! Enjoy your freaking youth, man, what the hell!
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    Yea, you're right x.x
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    Sounds like my typical friend base.
    Who owns the North?!
    Kevin
    Kevin
    *Torvin shakes the bars of the great prison he has been locked in. He cursed the sky gods who banned him to this prison. "Fohk all of yeh motherfohkers. Yeh nevahh can keep me 'ere." He then looked down on the great world seeing his comrades becoming greater and greater. A tear left his eyes. " Good job, lads "
    Hentz
    Hentz
    Sorry :3
    Only_God
    Only_God
    Me :3
    For those who watch Game of Thrones, you can see Ned Stark on a horse in the battlefield. Here is the video.
    Danilem
    Danilem
    Mate, you're seeing ghosts. SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST!
    Nullsheep
    Nullsheep
    Oh that is great lol
    My sis is so fucking hypocritical...

    Tells me "Don't look at me" at dinner today. I tell her "Oh but you can look at me? You don't see me nagging. You only nag because you're a hypocrit". She replies with "Ohh you can only call me hypocritical". Me: Yes because that's what you are.

    And then my parents get mad at me, like seriously?
    D
    *Duke* Ishkiller
    Wear headphones all day and pretend not to hear her talking.
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    Agen is your sister.
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    I'm the intelligent person amongst my siblings, so I always get either the complete approval or disproval from my parents (depending on whether they think they should go with me since I am almost always right, or go with my sister since I'll win the discussion against her anyways and they should support her)
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