Grissum1

If you think, no one is dumb enough to lead a herd of cows while naked in the cold mountains as it's snowing, think again. I was idiotic enough to walk almost 1000 blocks from the cow's location to Elsinore, since there was no cows in Elsinore and I wanted some beef in my restaurant. Most of my walks were in the mountains, while it was snowing. All I had was a pumpkin so I decided to wear it. My temperature was at 81 right now, and trust me. Although, it was not fun getting raped by the abomination of Hentz's deadly snow, it was well worth it. So if you are reading this Hentz , well ha! I beat your mountain bro, even though my temperature is still around 100 or above, which is quite odd that I'm still alive from this. Give me any environment challenge and I will own it all with ma sexy Blackfyre pride and the sword of Damocle's blood!

Mep update.

Disease plugin in blackflames: "This area is very cold find shelter or light a fire to keep warm"

Bitch, I'm at the beach collecting sand in the middle of the day, while wearing my leather armor and shit, and yall telling me I'm cold?

For those in my RP, I apologize for the inconvenience. Map update is going to come at night. I got too addicted to Blackflames during those 2 inactive days. On the third day, I had no internet. So, bear with me ma bois!

Bloody fuck. I got whitelisted to blackflames but I don't know how to change versions because of fucking shitty updates ruining this shit. Imma cry in my hole now, my bois.

Ok... wtf. I did not wait a year just for some fucking weird ass game mechanics, an eagle drone fuckboi, and addition of making all Egyptians black.

Turns out these guys are brothers...Incest is wincest...?

Clan Gurnisson's national anthem in blackflames

Gets whitelisted then joins Blackflames. Few minutes later....

Server temporarily down
Hentz posted 23 mins ago

Server will be temporarily down, sorry for the inconvenience. Will try to get it up as soon as possible.

1488 Zeratul_Templar 9842Kye CluckmanTheDerp TheRageMage DeathValley105 I wasn't able to respond to da RP today. Was celebrating ma birthday. We will start tomorrow ma bois!

Had to admit. That was kinda funny but come on...

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1488 Zeratul_Templar DeathValley105 assassiniv TheRageMage CluckmanTheDerp We will continue our steampunk RP on Wednesday. I apologize for the delay. I have finals.

The CIA ain't giving up yet.

Well, Tyson, due to your past, your advertisements will be considered bullshit even though you or you think you are making a change (I'm saying "or" because I don't really take your word for it). We are in a modern capitalist community, which means one of the things that's recommended in this unforgiving society is trust. Trust is a essential part when it comes to business- Actually, no I take that back, it's most parts of your entire life. If you have lied, most of the time, people won't trust you again. And you already lost the trust of the majority of your costumers. So, now, you just wasted money for some ad that will make little to no change at all.

marry me

God damnit RedADV . What have you done?!

"They're treating it like it's not a lifestyle." No shit you dumb fuck. Unlike you, I wouldn't waste my entire fucking life spinning that shit like it's my dick while in the bedroom. I honestly don't get why people waste their time on that shit.

I'll be honest, even though Urban dictionary is just a parody of dictionary.com, I find it very useful. It still takes a lot of the words seriously.